HOT TAKES: 'Kindly, Screw off' — 'Czar' Biden Burned Extra Crispy Over 'New' Vax-Mask 'Rule'

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Before we launch into the festivities at hand, let’s pause for a moment and laugh our asses off over the deluded beliefs of Biden, Psaki & Co. that anywhere near the majority of Americans actually “mind” them when it comes to COVID or anything else. [ROTFL emoji]

Now that we have that out of the way, let’s get after it. Biden’s new “vax or mask” (pretend) rule, which he dramatically (hilariously) announced on Thursday, as my RedState colleague Nick Arama covered in the perfectly-worded op-ed, Sounding a Bit Like a Dictator There, Joe Biden, has suffered intense incoming from multiple directions, not the least of which came from Glenn Beck, who suggested that Biden “kindly screw off.”

First, a bit of background, via The Blaze:

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention finally eased indoor face mask requirements on Thursday. The new CDC guidance allows vaccinated Americans to not have to wear masks outdoor and in most indoor settings.

Following the announcement, President Joe Biden issued his own new “rule” about face masks and coronavirus vaccinations, which caused a stir on social media, and many lambasted the order as “authoritarian.”

The official Twitter account of Biden (which, presumably, he has zero idea how to use) called on all Americans to get “vaxed or masked,” with the caption:

“Folks, if you’re fully vaccinated — you no longer need to wear a mask. If you’re not vaccinated yet — go to http://vaccines.gov to find a shot, and mask up until you’re fully vaccinated.”

Upon hearing Joe’s proclamation yesterday, I could only think about the words of Martin Luther King, Jr. “Free at last… free at last… thank God Almighty I’m free at last!”

Need Joe to spell it out for you a little clearer? Here ya go.

Oh, OK, Joe. Got it. I’ll get right on that. Yeah, no.

As I suggested, Glenn Beck had a “civics lesson” bone to pick with Joe’s newest edict.

“Hey #POTUS — the rule is simple. Kindly, screw off. You will find the rules in a little-read document called ‘The Constitution’.

“The sequel is even better. You can find it on line under ‘The Bill of Rights’. You and your authoritarian pals will find it a quick read.”

Beck went on to ‘splain a few more things to Joe.

Actor Rob Schneider picked up on Beck’s simple rule for Joe, making it even simpler for the “czar” wannabe.

“The rule is even simpler,
YOU are an elected official of a Republic, not a doctor or Russian Czar,
therefore it is the citizens who will make THEIR OWN HEALTH DECISIONS FOR THEMSELVES AND FOR THEIR FAMILIES.
The CHOICE IS INDEED FOR EACH AND EVERY FREE AMERICAN AS THEY SEE FIT!”

Any questions, Joe?

Trump Jr. alerted Team Biden that “Joe somehow got a hold of his Twitter account and is talking all crazy again.”

The Columbia Bugle tried to help Joe out by “fixing” his tweet for him.

The Election Wizard dropped a hot, troubling — and true — take on Biden.

Mediaite senior columnist John Ziegler noted the blatant hypocrisy of the left.

“If Trump had been pro-mask from the start & said this now, the woke crowd would be taking to the streets. This is clearly a move to help the mask cult accept this new edict by making them feel better knowing they can still feel morally superior to, & be allowed to shame, others.”

Along with this healthy dose of reality:

Personally, I couldn’t help but laugh at the naiveté of Circle-Back and her delusional belief that freedom-loving Americans from coast to coast base their lives on Biden’s “dos and don’ts.”

Um, Circle-Back? Dr. Hold My Beer BfD would like a word with you.

Finally, Blaze TV host Chad Prather took the “blunt” route, telling Biden (“Adolph” [sic]), in just three words:

Wait — given that the left is all into “identifying” as this or that, how ’bout we just “identify” as “vaccinated”? BOOM. Problem solved.