Remember those great old "Most Interesting Man in the World" commercials for Dos Equis beer? (Disclaimer: I can neither confirm nor deny being the real-life inspiration for those commercials or that character.) They were great, they were amusing, and while I'm not sure how much beer they sold, they were certainly fun to watch.
They have also spawned a bunch of copycats, including a prize I happened across only today: The Most Environmentalist Woman in the World. Watch:
So, what makes this (AI-generated) person the most environmental (emphasis on the "mental") environmentalist that ever environmentaled?Let's look at some of the specifics.
She bottles her flatulence to keep her carbon footprint down. This would be classic environmentalist; it's purely symbolic, takes no real effort, and makes no difference to anything, anywhere, except for proving that someone is nuts.
She once chained herself to a tree. For the selfie. Classic urban environ-loon; totally self-absorbed, narcissistic to the 9th degree.
She said the world would end in 10 years, 30 years ago. See every climate scold ever, from Paul Erlich to Al Gore to John Kerry to Greta "Doom Pixie" Thunberg. All of them have made many predictions as to the dire consequences of humanity not scaling back to a mid-19th-century lifestyle. They were all wrong, and you don't need to be AI-generated to see that.
She flies to climate conferences, first class. See every climate conference, ever. John Kerry, are you listening? How about you, Leonardo DiCaprio? There is apparently no top end for hypocrisy among these people.
She once lectured a starving African boy mining for cobalt how he is "stealing her childhood." Well, of course, but she'll change her tune when she finds out that cobalt is an essential ingredient for all the various "renewable" energy schemes - and as long as the mining isn't where she can see it.
Her armpit hair has dreadlocks. Eww. No.
Instead of driving, she runs in Nikes made by Uyghurs in a Chinese concentration camp. Hypocrisy again; bear in mind that these are the same people who are foaming at the mouth over the Alligator Alcatraz, when real slave-labor camps are operating, right now, in China.
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She gives out bamboo toothbrushes on Halloween. OK, now this is just the worst. Halloween is, for most kids, that one time of year when the normal candy rules just don't apply. They go door to door looking for chocolate and other sweet stuff, and any American kid who hasn't eaten themselves sick after returning from trick-or-treating must belong to some isolationist cult or something, and anyone who gives out things like this, or apples, or anything healthful, they are just missing the whole point.
Finally: She is the most environmentalist woman in the world.
(Character) I don’t always drink, but when I do, it’s from a coconut I flew in from Bali. Stay reusable, my friend.
As it happens, I have a couple more:
She rails about how humanity is ruining thousands of square miles of wilderness from a third-floor walkup studio in Manhattan.
She sends out long screeds about the evils of capitalism and leaving petroleum in the ground - from her $1,600 cellular phone, made largely of materials derived from petroleum.
She rants about sustainable energy jobs, but she has a $1.4 million trust fund.
She lectures any available listener about the need for sustainable agriculture, but has never grown so much as one single bean.
That's the thing about people like this; we do need to take them seriously, to debunk their arguments, to point out how full they are of the malodorous assimilated product of the digestive system of the male bovine. I've been doing that in these virtual pages for some time now. But sometimes, you've just got to stop, take a moment, and point and laugh at these scolds - because boy, howdy, do they have it coming.
Stay amused, my friends.
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