Stormy Arraignment: Michael Avenatti Pleads NOT GUILTY To Ripping Off Porn Star

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If these two crazy kids can’t make it in the world what hope is there for the rest of us?

Famed Trump hater and not very good attorney, Michael Avenatti, was arraigned today in Federal court for ripping off a porn star by the name of Stormy Daniels. You know, the one that with Avenatti representing her, now has to pay Donald Trump back that 130k in hush money Michael Cohen had paid her back in 2016.

Avenatti’s law school must be really loving this.

According to the network that helped make this dufus a household name, CNN

Celebrity attorney Michael Avenatti pleaded not guilty Tuesday in Manhattan federal court in a case in which he allegedly stole $300,000 from a former client, adult-film actress Stormy Daniels.

Avenatti faces a trio of appearances in federal court in the wake of two indictments against him last week.

He has denied the allegations and said he plans to plead not guilty in both cases. He surrendered to federal authorities early Tuesday morning, according to Assistant US Attorney Robert Sobelman, and was released on a bail package including a $300,000 personal recognizance bond.

As Avenatti left the courtroom, he told reporters he didn’t have any further comment, then turned before entering the elevator to add: “Anybody know when the President and Don Jr. are going to be arraigned?”

Probably not before you Mike being that JUST HAPPENED.

You really do have to give this guy some cojones points though. He got nabbed earlier this year for trying to shake down Nike for 20 million and now he is facing an indictment for scamming the person that made him famous in the first place and he throws some shade about the Trump’s out there. I bet he was smirking until that elevator door closed and he started sobbing.

Before today’s hearing Avenatti was facing up to 70 years in prison and this will just add on to the possible time he may spend behind bars. Where Avenatti was once considered the guy to help bring down Donald Trump being he is just as acidic, he is now one of the medias biggest creations and failures. How fast that all happens.

Possibly he can get a CNN gig in the pokey and Brian Stelter and he can continue the bromance they started back in 2018. I know I would watch.

Stormy Daniels probably wouldn’t though and who can blame her for not wanting to. She just wants her money and is sick of getting screwed by people like the former media darling Avenatti.

I just can’t blame her.

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