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The Worst News Outlet of the Week: A Look at the Dysfunctional Media - Special 'Day of the Bird' Edition
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USA Not Today—Yet Another Major National Outlet Refuses to Endorse Kamala Harris
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The Latest Remmy Nominees: Font Violations, Charismatic Assassinations, Marriage Negotiations & Bozo
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The Latest Garbage From WNBA Players Proves the League Deserves to Fail
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The Democratic Party Has Moved From Plummeting Approval Numbers to Self-Imposed Implosion
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USA Today Promotes Astroturf Police Outfit ‘Endorsing’ Kamala Harris As It Was Only Formed Weeks Ago
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Donald Trump Jr. Levels USA Today for What Front Page Looked Like After Trump Assassination Attempt
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USA Today Warns That Your Easter Chocolate Will Cost More This Year Because ... Climate Change
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Lie-Able Sources Holiday Podcast: The Press Delivering Lumps of Coal in Their Attempt to Ruin Christmas
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Sports Illustrated Purges Top Executives Following Artificial Intelligence Scandal
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Libs of TikTok's Chaya Raichik Dismantles USA Today Over 'Insane' Hit Piece
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Priorities: What It Takes to Become USA Today's Beyoncé Reporter
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USA Today's Ridiculous Spin on Hunter Biden Gets the Drubbing It Deserves
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USA Today Columnist: Only Bigots Mind Transgender Athletes in Women's Sports
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Battered 'Trans' Woman Syndrome
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The Pulitzer Prize Dis-Honors: Sculptural Lechery, Presidential Lunch-ery, and Fish Committing Larceny
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Pulitzer Prize Dis-Honors: Racist Dogs, Ribald Captions, and Incontinent Goalies
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Man Sues Bass Pro Shops: His 'Lifetime Guarantee' Socks Were Only Replaced for Seven Years
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The Lie-Able Sources Podcast: Exposing the Fraud of Florida Nazis, Al Gore's Cooling Return, and the Press Downplaying Political Violence
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Pulitzer Prize Dis-Honors: Fetal Statues, Trendy Cannibals, and Pitchfork Teddy Bears
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The Lie-Able Sources Podcast: The Press Turns Against Biden, Journos Upset at Disinformation Ignore It From the Press
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The Lie-Able Sources Podcast: Assassins Breed Contempt, Disinformation Outrage, and Twitter Selectively Targets Outlets Again
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The Lie-Able Sources Podcast: More 'Woke' Newsrooms, Muslims Used as SCOTUS Deflection, and Maddow Gets Replaced
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Gannett/USA Today Is Just the Latest Major Outlet Exposed With a Dysfunctional Woke Infrastructure
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The Lie-Able Sources Podcast: J-6 Jocularity, Todd, AP and the Dead, and Gannett Kills off the Op-Ed
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Parent Co. Gannett Tells USA Today, 'Enough With the Opinions Already!'
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Matthew McConaughey Op-Ed Calls for Gun ‘Responsibility’ After Uvalde
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Rand Paul's Midterm Democrat Opponent Tries to Convince Voters Paul Is Racist, Quickly Gets Embarrassed
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Extremism 'Journalist' Frets Over Tucker Carlson's Twitter Profile, Embarrasses Himself in the Process
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Pulitzer Prize Dis-Honors: Hillary's Ball, Depp's TikTok Windfall, and Neil Patrick Harris' Gall
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The Pulitzer Prize Dis-Honors: Baby Titles, Kammy's Letter Tiles, and Lizard Coitus Smiles
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Lie-Able Sources Podcast: Taylor Lorenz Is an Anti-Social Social Media Reporter
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AOC Doomsday Countdown Clock Update: We Don't Have Much More Time Left on Earth
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The Lie-Able Sources Podcast: Holes in a News Shield, Confirmation Bias, and the Friday Document Dump
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The Ketanji Compromise Continues, as USA Today Claims Science Cannot Prove What Is a Woman
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The Pulitzer Prize Dishonors: Potential Food Felonies, Literature Monies, and Racist Emojis
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As the Racing Season Opens, NASCAR Finds Itself With Some Political Engine Trouble
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Polling out of Florida Is Fire and Brimstone for Democrats
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Meteorologist Calls out Media's Effort Against 'Misinformation' for Lacking Transparency
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The RedState 2021 Pulitzer Prize Parody Awards — Where All the Winners Are...Not (Part 2)
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The RedState 2021 Pulitzer Prize Parody Awards - Where All the Winners Are…Not (Part 1)
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The Media's January 6th Obsession Is About to Get a Heck of a Lot Weirder
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The 8 Most Important Innovations Millennials Contributed in 2021 Are Really Just ‘Relabeling’
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Major News Outlet Asks if Math Is Racist
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Relax, America — USA Today Assures Us That Biden Is a 'Competent Leader'
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Pulitzer Prize Parody Nominations: Branded Raspberries, Racist Minorities, and Archaic Priorities
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Testimony Reveals More Shocking Details About the Ahmaud Arbery Shooting
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Kanye 'Ye' West May Have Changed His Name, but Not His Allegiance to Trump
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Media Pole Vaults Over Mouse Turds to Protect St. Fauci
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CODE RED: Abortion Statistic: 8% of Americans Are Depraved Ghouls
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USA Today Fact Checker Clarifies Who Real Victim Is in 'Fact Check' About Biden's Watch
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