BREAKING: TOTUS ONE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED.

I REPEAT: TOTUS ONE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED.

A truck carrying President Obama’s podium, teleprompter and audio equipment was stolen in Richmond, Va., a local news outlet reports.

Sources tell WWBT/NBC12 that around $200,000 of presidential equipment was stolen from a Richmond Marriott hotel location in advance of Wednesday’s presidential visit to Chesterfield, Va.

President Obama had no comment.

(Via AoSHQ Headlines)

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