Sometimes we all need a good laugh and hopefully this provides you with one. Beto O’Rourke announced his candidacy tonight for the Presidency but it may be his dog who’s stealing the show. He’s apparently got the saddest looking Labrador in existence and Twitter has noticed.
this was actually just an elaborate annie leibovitz photo shoot for beto's dog pic.twitter.com/RtVDuIUptS
— Micah Grimes (@MicahGrimes) March 13, 2019
“He makes me listen to Bad Brains and I have to tell him it’s good. I want to die every day.” https://t.co/0ej5CyvKQ2
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) March 13, 2019
Where is the @gofundme?! Beto's dog needs all the help he can get… Link? https://t.co/3KX3N8nsHU
— Henry Rodgers (@henryrodgersdc) March 14, 2019
why is beto's dog so mournful pic.twitter.com/255D3gTGXt
— David Wright (@DavidWright_7) March 13, 2019
“The day after the Senate race was called, he came home smelling of cheap saké and dressed like a panda bear… he started shouting about being ‘endangered of losing the election.’” pic.twitter.com/vrYwvtT1Em
— Joe Cunningham (@JoePCunningham) March 13, 2019
https://twitter.com/GeneMoustache21/status/1106014705477275648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1106014705477275648&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitchy.com%2Fbrettt-3136%2F2019%2F03%2F13%2Fsave-me-from-the-hell-that-is-my-life-everyone-wants-to-know-whats-wrong-with-beto-orourkes-dog%2F
You can easily tell a happy dog from very a sad dog #SaveBetosDog pic.twitter.com/ze9h56lpg0
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) March 14, 2019
The dog even has his own Twitter account now so you can stay up to date.
I'm Artemus. Beto O'Rourke claims to be my owner, which heaps large amounts of shame upon me. I'm here to tell my story and hopefully, someone will save me from the hell that is my life.
— Artemus the Ashamed (@Artemus123) March 14, 2019
In all seriousness, I’m sure the dog is fine. Enjoy the next (checks calender)…601 days of breaking election coverage and for more Beto-mania, you can read this ridiculous article entitled “32 Things Unbearably Cute About Beto O’Rourke.”
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