The query is famed: "Can't we all just get along?" A follow-up question might be, "A long what?" At North Carolina State University, among other potential indecent answers, one may be "A long session of group groping." Via a welcome packet, the school has invited freshman to get along coitally and in crowds.

In reply to a recent post by the NC State University Facebook account, one user inquired thusly:

"A friend was moving in their child this week. Why was NCSU handing out these 'sex kits?'"

Accompanying the comment: a photo of supplied swag from the official NC State University Wolfpack Wellness gift bag. The beginner bundle is labeled "Building a Thriving Pack," but NC State may want to add to the end an "-age." Included:

• Feminine Care wipes for body, face, and "intimate parts" 
• Durex Extra Sensitive Thin condoms
• A game called "S.M.A.S.H."

As for that last item, a card instructs as follows:

Fill in the spots below. Leave one spot for your partner to fill in. Have your partner draw a spiral in the box provided. Say "stop" when you are feeling lucky! ... When you land on an item, cross it off. The last one left in each category will help give you a glimpse into what your next sexcapade will entail. :)

The category list calls to threefold throbbing:

• Location -- Example: Library, Classroom
• Relationship Type -- Example: One Night Stand, Situationship
• Number of Orgasms -- Example: Two, Three, Infinity
• Partner(s) -- Example: Celebrity Name, Threesome With...

Higher education has come a long way. Whereas it once focused on academics and employable skill-building, a shift toward social ideology has occurred. Relatedly, the university experience is now one of feelings and affirmative fun:

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Given the above, encouragement of three's-company copulation isn't especially surprising. Moreover, North Carolina State isn't known for its old-fashioned flavor. As I previously covered, it mandates that all students take an online diversity course. "Key Topics":

• Privilege
• Identity
• Selfhood
• Imposter Syndrome
• Identity Transitions
• Power
• Oppression
• Bias
• Respect
• Allyship
• Self-Care

"Self-Care" now evidently includes getting jiggy, jiggly and gyrational with John, Judy, and whoever else wants to join. Or, at least, it did. 

As indicated by an NC State Facebook update, the school has reversed (inter)course:

Thank you for reaching out to express your concerns about the fall wellness packs. In partnership with CVS, NC State distributes these packs to each incoming student class to provide them with healthy snacks, home care products, and self-care aids as they acclimate to campus. University Housing has been made aware of a questionable flyer from a condom manufacturer included in the packs and has stopped distribution of the packs. Our team has also alerted CVS of the issue.

The original introductory packet was poised to aid in enrollees' wild nights of frisky frolicking. Also among its supplies:  The Good Patch Rescue application, a vitamin supplement to be worn on one's wrist. From the item's Amazon page: 

Bounce back after a night out. ... Enjoy your night...without needing a morning in...anytime you have too much fun. 

In the late 1970s, Saturday Night Live aired a parody commercial for a one-night-stand perfume called "Hey You." These days, public universities appear on the side of the fictional fragrance -- but perhaps their modern iteration would be "Hey You...and You and You and You."

Hey You! from Jeff Tanner on Vimeo.

-ALEX

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