Hedgehogs are cute little critters, even if they are a bit prickly. It turns out not all hedgehogs are spiny, though; in fact, now we learn that there is a hedgehog species in Vietnam, and it is covered in soft, fluffy fur. But there's a catch: It's a vampire hedgehog.

Way to hedge your bets, Vietnam.

Deep in the rainforests of Vietnam, scientists have made a discovery that seems straight out of a fantasy novel—a tiny creature nicknamed the “vampire hedgehog.” Officially known as Hylomys macarong, this newly identified species is as mysterious as it is fascinating. With its soft fur and long, pointed fangs, it’s already sparking curiosity and excitement among wildlife experts and nature lovers alike.

At just 14 centimeters long, the vampire hedgehog is a diminutive mammal with a striking appearance. Unlike typical hedgehogs covered in spines, this little creature has a coat of soft fur. But its most eye-catching feature is its sharp, fang-like teeth, which inspired its eerie nickname. The name macarong itself comes from the Vietnamese word for vampire, adding a touch of local lore to its scientific identity.

Scientists believe these distinctive teeth may play a role in the hedgehog’s diet, though they are still piecing together how this elusive species fits into its rainforest ecosystem.

learning that five species of “soft” hedgehog were first recorded by science last year, including this one that lives in the mekong region and has been named “the vampire hedgehog” pic.twitter.com/r962z1SK3G

— michael wave (@michael___wave) January 8, 2025

It's not clear as to whether this new hedgehog might enter Vietnamese homes and drain the residents dry of blood, although we presume that it can't enter unless invited. If it doesn't abide by that vampire restriction of course, the only thing we can say is, that sucks. And it's easy to see why one of them might be invited in; look at the photo above, and the first word that comes to mind is "adorable" - until you see the fangs (which are easier to see in the article linked above). When you see those, it's an unquillified terror. One wonders if the humid environment of the Mekong helps keep them in check, as hedgehogs are known to be prone to respiratory ailments in such conditions. You can frequently hear their coffin.

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Scientists are still exploring the biological diversity of the Mekong region. Reportedly, their research is being sponsored by a hedge fund. This little, furry horror is only one of many discoveries, but boy, is it a terrifying one, and it's kind of hogging the spotlight.

Rumor has it that the vampire hedgehog can only be killed by driving a teeny-tiny stake through its heart. 

Fortunately for this correspondent, there are no vampire hedgehogs in Alaska. If there were, we'd be in serious danger of frostbite.

I'll show myself out.

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