There are few people in NeverTrumplandia more giddy with excitement over the House voting on President Trump’s impeachment than Washington Post “conservative” columnist Jennifer Rubin. Because the TDS with her is very real.

When she’s not proudly declaring she will “never vote for” any Republican who doesn’t support Trump’s impeachment and removal, she’s writing about how “indebted” we all should be for any and all Democrats who have pushed for impeachment. And when she’s not promoting the “burning down” of the Republican party in order to save it, she’s singing high praises for failed Democratic candidates for public office like Stacey Abrams (GA).

But today, she tweeted out an idea that is pretty far out there even for her. Impeachment day, she stated, should be treated like a holiday on par with Flag Day so “we [can] honor the heroes and read in every public square the articles of impeachment”:

We should make Dec 18 a holiday (like Flag Day): Impeachment Day, in which we honor the heroes and read in every public square the articles of impeachment.

— Jennifer Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) December 18, 2019

She was so proud of her tweet that she pinned it to the top of her page:

My Red State colleague Bonchie was one of the many people who had a “WTF?” reaction to her suggestion:

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— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) December 18, 2019

Yes, please do – let's read the articles of impeachment, shall we?

And then ask… why aren't there any criminal violations in them?

— Lyndsey Fifield (@lyndseyfifield) December 18, 2019

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— Wombat-socho (NCOIC Large Bird Countermeasures) (@WombatSocho) December 18, 2019

While you're celebrating this the Senate is busy confirming 13 more judges for lifetime appointments to the Federal bench. That's a win and once Mitch kills impeachment it's a "win-win".

— Tom Thurman (@JTomThurman1) December 18, 2019

We should name December 18, Cocaine Mitch Day.

— Carpetfrog (@Carpetfrawg) December 18, 2019

Now there’s a thought!

Here’s an even better one. Instead of listening to people read the articles of impeachment in public squares, why not listen to actor Adam Baldwin reading the IG report in the warmth and comfort of your own home?

Current Reading:https://t.co/9ZLQzDPAGf

FISA Court bringing down its gavel (hammer)! pic.twitter.com/8HpwDRWn9P

— Adam Baldwin (@AdamBaldwin) December 17, 2019

Or you could pull up the 480 page report here and read it over the Christmas holiday. In fact, it might make a good Christmas gift for some of your more liberal friends. Just make sure to not to wrap it Trump wrapping paper. Don’t wanna give the secret away! 😉

So. Where can I find this wrapping paper? 😂😂😂 @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/XZv4fNb8Cj

— amy cheney (@mamabearlifex3) December 18, 2019

Heh.