Congressman Gutierrez on Immigration – Terrorism Works Like Hell!

Genicidier Wannabe
Genicidier Wannabe

Why should ISIS burn more people alive? It’s probably not even personal anymore. That sort of thing only strokes Mr. Jones until it gets boring. Well, there are logical reasons to chuck gays off the roof also. When dealing with squeam-livered Westerners, it has a positive ROI. ISIS just watches how Americans do politics and figure it’s the only way to get their attention. I mean, American politicos will be all cute and multi-cultural; but they just won’t stop condescending and respect you until you feed them the Alabama Truth-serum. Now why would ISIS think this crazy thing*?

They probably spend too much of their spare time watching CNN.** They watch how American political figures react to things. For example, Congressman Gutierrez didn’t like the fact that a major legal decision stood athwart the further enacting of his and President Barack Obama’s favored Eyes Wide Shut, Legs Spread Wide Immigration Policy (EWSLSWIP). This meant that they couldn’t import new people to replace our disappointing workforce and electorate rapidly enough to meet these two gentlemen’s highly exacting specifications. Therefore we had to move past dialogue*** into the realm of sincere diplomacy****. This would lead to bi-partisan compromise****. ISIS can’t help but see a goldmine in that whole dynamic.

You see, [mc_name name=’Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-IL)’ chamber=’house’ mcid=’G000535′ ] doesn’t enter thug mode because he is stupid. Gutierrez is ruthless, intelligent and analytic. He wouldn’t make it very far in a violent, bigoted, political terrorist group like La Raza if he weren’t. He has undoubtedly read two of the seminal founding documents of Post-modern America. That would be “Radical Chic” and “Mau-Mauing the Flak-Catchers” by that Great American Patriot of The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test Tom Wolfe.

Of course, Tow Wolfe meant this as hard and sardonic social criticism; Hunter S. Thompson anthropology, if you will. The Constant Reader is supposed to laugh his butt off; not tell HR at Community Organizing Ltd. to put it in the employee handbook. [mc_name name=’Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-IL)’ chamber=’house’ mcid=’G000535′ ] was more literal-minded. It’s the community organizing how-to manual. You don’t just need the weight of the poor; you’ve got to get proper leverage.

And regardless of your opinion on the EWSLSWIP, there is the vitally important issue of the tactics involved. When [mc_name name=’Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-IL)’ chamber=’house’ mcid=’G000535′ ], as a functional adult and a member of Congress, goes on the air and implicitly and deliberately threatens Upper Middle Class White People with murder every time he doesn’t get what he wants politically, he sends a message. He sends a message that resonates far beyond whatever piddle-fornication issue he happens to be threatening Rwandan Racial Genocide against The Iniquitous Pale-People over. It sends a message because he is issuing these death-threats worthy of a morally debased wag-halter in a medieval city’s gutter and still continues to have a political career.

That message carries. It carries across the ocean. Our enemies in ISIS are as intelligent and capable as they are cynical and evil. They hear [mc_name name=’Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-IL)’ chamber=’house’ mcid=’G000535′ ] and realize that his method of communication is how you talk with an American if you don’t want that conceited butt-hole to patronize you through the prevailing smug-cloud of post-modern arrogance. When you threaten an America with having to fish his wife’s head out of the toilet, after the Jihad Boys have raped her twenty or thirty times; that American will no longer try to put a cute, little star on your adorable, poverty-case 3rd world nose. You will have his complete and undivided attention.

The enemy learns from those who lead us. Hillaire Belloc described how the West feeds the engines of our own cultural demise below.

We sit by and watch the barbarian. We tolerate him in the long stretches of peace, we are not afraid. We are tickled by his irreverence; his comic inversion of our old certitudes and our fixed creed refreshes us; we laugh. But as we laugh we are watched by large and awful faces from beyond, and on these faces there are no smiles.

*-Just answering that they’re bleeping bat-bleep only gets you partial credit.
**-Just as a propitiation offering, I suggest they read Redstate.com instead.
***Dialogue – When a Liberal screams at a Conservative and calls her or him a bigot.
****Diplomacy – When a Liberal threatens to burn Ferguson, MO if the Conservative doesn’t immediately surrender.
*****Bi- Partisan Compromise – When Neville Chamberlain moderately signs over The Sudetenland in return for peace in our time and thereby becomes a “Republican That Grew.”