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Mitch McConnell Schools ‘Woke’ Reporter After Gotcha Question About Black Female Staffers

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Mitch McConnell Schools ‘Woke’ Reporter After Gotcha Question About Black Female Staffers

Cocaine Mitch Speaks on Possible Biden Impeachment

Cocaine Mitch

Cocaine Mitch Speaks on Possible Biden Impeachment

Cocaine Mitch Rides Again, but It's a Little Too Late

Cocaine Mitch

Cocaine Mitch Rides Again, but It's a Little Too Late

Mitch McConnell vs. the World

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Mitch McConnell vs. the World

Legend: Cocaine Mitch Is Asked if He'll Try to Confirm ACB Before the Election, Gives Best Response (Video)

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Legend: Cocaine Mitch Is Asked if He'll Try to Confirm ACB Before the Election, Gives Best Response (Video)

No Mercy: McConnell Gets a Sweet Dunk in on Biden, Dares Him to Mansplain Women's Rights to Female Nominee

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No Mercy: McConnell Gets a Sweet Dunk in on Biden, Dares Him to Mansplain Women's Rights to Female Nominee

Beast Mode: Cocaine Mitch Uses Schumer's Own Words Against Him in Blistering Speech on SCOTUS Nominations

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Beast Mode: Cocaine Mitch Uses Schumer's Own Words Against Him in Blistering Speech on SCOTUS Nominations

Inject Into My Veins: Media Concedes Cocaine Mitch's Judicial Mastery, Gives Him a Fitting New Nickname

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Inject Into My Veins: Media Concedes Cocaine Mitch's Judicial Mastery, Gives Him a Fitting New Nickname

Game Over: Mitt Romney Commits and Cocaine Mitch Has the Votes

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Game Over: Mitt Romney Commits and Cocaine Mitch Has the Votes

It Looks Like 'Cocaine Mitch' McConnell Is Back; Tweets About Replacement for RBG

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It Looks Like 'Cocaine Mitch' McConnell Is Back; Tweets About Replacement for RBG

McConnell Confirms He Will Continue to Fill Court Vacancies This Year - Including on the SCOTUS If Necessary

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McConnell Confirms He Will Continue to Fill Court Vacancies This Year - Including on the SCOTUS If Necessary

Cocaine Mitch Prepares to Infuriate Democrats (Again) by Signaling He's Ready to Get Back to Judicial Business

Cocaine Mitch

Cocaine Mitch Prepares to Infuriate Democrats (Again) by Signaling He's Ready to Get Back to Judicial Business

Democratic Senator Accidentally Provides Cocaine Mitch With a Glorious 30-Second Campaign Ad During Interview

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Democratic Senator Accidentally Provides Cocaine Mitch With a Glorious 30-Second Campaign Ad During Interview

Cocaine Mitch Looks to Play Hardball On Trump's Senate Trial

Cocaine Mitch

Cocaine Mitch Looks to Play Hardball On Trump's Senate Trial

Video: McConnell Continues Unloading on Pelosi, Schiff on Senate Floor, Turns Tables on 'Cover-Up' Accusations

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Video: McConnell Continues Unloading on Pelosi, Schiff on Senate Floor, Turns Tables on 'Cover-Up' Accusations

Cocaine Mitch Mic Drops Pelosi, Schiff on Senate Floor: We Were Never Going to Be Dictated to by You (Watch)

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Cocaine Mitch Mic Drops Pelosi, Schiff on Senate Floor: We Were Never Going to Be Dictated to by You (Watch)

More Senate Democrats Demand Articles of Impeachment Be Sent Over in Devastating Turn of Events for Pelosi

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More Senate Democrats Demand Articles of Impeachment Be Sent Over in Devastating Turn of Events for Pelosi

Marco Rubio Trolls Democrats: Guess What We Were Doing in the Senate While Y'all Were Impeaching Trump?

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Marco Rubio Trolls Democrats: Guess What We Were Doing in the Senate While Y'all Were Impeaching Trump?

Cocaine Mitch Calls Pelosi's Bluff On Withholding Articles of Impeachment

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Cocaine Mitch Calls Pelosi's Bluff On Withholding Articles of Impeachment

Cold as Ice: Mitch McConnell Continues Transforming 9th Circuit Court as Impeachment Articles Are Debated

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Cold as Ice: Mitch McConnell Continues Transforming 9th Circuit Court as Impeachment Articles Are Debated

Heh: McConnell Campaign Trolls House Dem Who Said Cocaine Mitch Has Made Senate a Judge-Confirming 'Machine'

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Heh: McConnell Campaign Trolls House Dem Who Said Cocaine Mitch Has Made Senate a Judge-Confirming 'Machine'

Liberals Hilariously Launch Boycott of Wrong 'Whole Foods' After Magazine Names Cocaine Mitch 'Person of the Year'

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Liberals Hilariously Launch Boycott of Wrong 'Whole Foods' After Magazine Names Cocaine Mitch 'Person of the Year'

Gavin Newsom Acts Stupidly, Gets Sent to the Burn Ward After Trying a Post-Election Dunk on Cocaine Mitch

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Gavin Newsom Acts Stupidly, Gets Sent to the Burn Ward After Trying a Post-Election Dunk on Cocaine Mitch

Heartbreak: George Takei, Other Liberals Get Dunked for Thinking Bevin Loss Is a Bad Sign for Cocaine Mitch

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Heartbreak: George Takei, Other Liberals Get Dunked for Thinking Bevin Loss Is a Bad Sign for Cocaine Mitch

Cocaine Mitch to Dems: Impeachment Is Not a Tool to Be Used for "Relitigating" Elections You Lost

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Cocaine Mitch to Dems: Impeachment Is Not a Tool to Be Used for "Relitigating" Elections You Lost

Let the Memes Begin: Video Shows Bernie Sanders Punching a Speed Bag - and It Hits Back

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Let the Memes Begin: Video Shows Bernie Sanders Punching a Speed Bag - and It Hits Back

Racist Bette Midler Gets Bulldozed on Twitter After Forgetting Cocaine Mitch Is Married to Elaine Chao

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Racist Bette Midler Gets Bulldozed on Twitter After Forgetting Cocaine Mitch Is Married to Elaine Chao

McConnell Campaign Alerts Law Enforcement After AOC Tweet on Cardboard Cutout "Groping" Incites Mob to Dox Teens

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McConnell Campaign Alerts Law Enforcement After AOC Tweet on Cardboard Cutout "Groping" Incites Mob to Dox Teens

McConnell Campaign Calls Out Liberal NY Times Columnist for Spreading Debunked Smear of Cocaine Mitch

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McConnell Campaign Calls Out Liberal NY Times Columnist for Spreading Debunked Smear of Cocaine Mitch

"He Counts Judges": Conan O’Brien Asks How Cocaine Mitch Sleeps at Night, Gets Brilliant Response

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"He Counts Judges": Conan O’Brien Asks How Cocaine Mitch Sleeps at Night, Gets Brilliant Response

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