The Women’s March is underway in Washington, DC and satellite locations across the world. Why women in Paris are protesting Donald Trump is beyond me, but when have these people ever made sense? After a rousing musical performance that concluded in a drum circle, an aging hippie asked the crowd to chant “Hello, Charlie” to him. I wish I was making this up. I watch these things so you don’t have to, but I longed for Cartman and the musical stylings of Slayer, as South Park assures me this is a cure for a Hippie outbreak.

One of the keynote speakers, America Ferrara, offered her thoughts on the state of politics, well she read them I don’t know who wrote the drivel. Watch.

"The president is not America…We are America," says @AmericaFerrera to cheering crowd at #WomensMarch rally https://t.co/XClmkdrI6A pic.twitter.com/U0ypo79cjl

— CBS News (@CBSNews) January 21, 2017

“The President is not America. Congress is not America… We are America” instructed America Ferrera. If someone pitched this screenplay, it would be rejected for being too far fetched. Yet here we are.