Forget Elf On the Shelf, Now There's Trump On A Stump

Jimmy Kimmel says he was worried that Elf on a Shelf was losing respect, the Christmas spy has been around for a few years now. Kids are getting used to his constant surveillance. Kimmel decided this year, we needed to step it up. Friday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, he introduced a new product, “Trump on a Stump” to watch over the kids at Christmas.

“It’s been around for a while now, and I worry that it’s starting to lose its gravitas,” he said of the Elf on The Shelf. “So this year, we came up with a new product that I hope will make your kids behave bigly.”

“Trump on a Stump doesn’t report to Santa Claus, he reports directly to the Pentagon.”

So if you’re looking for a fresh new way to keep your kids in line until Santa comes, maybe Trump on a Stump is just what you need.