AOC Is Wrong, Conservatives Have Better Sex Lives Than Leftists

A young couple walks through a forest with the Frankfurt, Germany skyline in the background on Sunday, Oct.21, 2018. (AP Photo/Michael Probst)

In a desperate attempt to distract from her clear and obvious hypocrisy when she was caught partying it up in Florida with no mask, New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez declared that the only reason conservatives were attacking her is that they were sexually frustrated.

It’s an odd thing to reach for, but AOC wasn’t looking to make sense, she was looking to give her loyal followers both on news and social media something to use as a weapon against those who would criticize her, and defend her they did.

(READ: CNN Goes to Bizarre Lengths to Defend AOC’s Maskless Florida Romp)

The move didn’t deter conservatives from calling her out. In fact, they used her response to mock her just as Mary Katherine Ham did.

But I digress.

Let’s look at AOC’s claim that conservatives are sexually frustrated, and that’s the only reason they’re attacking the attractive, and we’ll start by asking the simple question.

Are conservatives sexually frustrated?

The answer: No, at least not as frustrated as the left is. According to multiple studies, conservatives have more sex and more fulfilling sex life than leftists tend to.

In 2012 a study was released from Match.com which surveyed 6,000 people and found that those who identify as conservative tend to have a higher rate of orgasm than those on the left as reported by Investors.com:

The finding: Republicans have the highest rate of orgasm of any group in the report. Especially conservative Republicans. No wonder those tea partiers always look so happy.

In fact, a majority of self-identified conservatives reported that during sex they reach orgasm just about every single time. That’s way higher than the Democrat’s national job approval

Such a high conservative orgasm rate compares with only 40% reported success for liberal Democrats who, being liberal, talk openly forever about subjects like sex to affirm their liberality.

In 2016, another survey asking about sexual satisfaction was conducted, this time from YouGov which polled 19,000 people in the U.K. and found 73 percent of “very right-wing” folks were satisfied with their sex lives. Meanwhile only 68 percent of those who identified as “very left-wing” found it satisfying, as reported by The Telegraph.

Around that same time, a U.S. survey was conducted by SKYN condom company to ask the same question and found that Republicans were not only more satisfied, but they were also more likely to get it on in places outside the bedroom…including a church. Meanwhile, the leftists were more likely to do the deed to themselves sans a partner.

SKYN would later conduct the same survey again in 2018 to see if there were any changes. There weren’t. Conservatives were still more sexually active than their leftist counterparts.

At this point, it’s pretty established that when it comes to sexual frustration, conservatives definitely suffer less of it than AOC’s flavor of political idealism. But why?

Theories abound. In 2016, The Federalist’s Joy Pullman listed 12 reasons why conservative women seem to be having the best sex and a theme that appears is that women on the right tend to treat sex with far more importance than leftist women do. They also tend to embrace concepts like masculinity and femininity instead of rejecting them, allowing baser instincts to kick in and fulfill a deeper part of our human psyche.

On the flip-side, Gabby Bess of Vice set out to find some answers and interviewed a young Republican who put it very well.

“Leftism is a narcissistic, materialist ideology, and selfish sex in which the flesh is treated merely as flesh is almost always unsatisfying,” said the man. “Sex that is giving, concerned with the other person, and treats the body it ought to be, which is as a symbol of the soul, is far more gratifying.”

In other words, the “free love” of the left has depersonalized sex to a point where even getting sex is unsatisfying. They’ve convinced themselves that sexual gratification is a purely physical act when it’s actually not. Sex is 25 percent physical and 75 percent mental. Not caring about the person you’re doing it with takes a lot of the sex out of sex.

Conservatives tend to treat sex with a bit more respect and as a result, they get a lot more out of it and are more enthusiastic about it when they do it. Apparently so much so that you’re more likely to catch conservatives doing it outside the bedroom, especially in places they’re not supposed to.

So AOC is wrong. It’s not conservatives who are sexually frustrated. We’re having a great time with it.