You all, I've well and truly had it with AWFLs. For those who may not know, here's what an AWFL is:
Angry (or Affluent)
White
Female
Liberal (or Leftist)
And we've covered them extensively here at RedState.
They're the Pantsuit Nation gals that showed up in droves – but not big enough droves!! – in their sassy, two-piece outfits to vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016. Oh, how they cried and cried when she lost, because emotions, not clear thinking, are what make AWFLs truly awful. I personally know of one young AWFL who stayed in bed for three days after Hillary got spanked in the election; this young woman, a theater major, truly couldn't function, leading her mother to drive to her college to oust her out of her bed.
Remember this nonsense?
An emotional Kate McKinnon opens #SNL singing Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" as Hillary pic.twitter.com/kzMANTdkZW
— Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) November 13, 2016
Sales of boxed wine must've gone through the roof during the AWFLs' extended mourning period. That's another thing to know about them – they love themselves some wine and have been known to imbibe from "Drink Up, Witches" wine glasses during the spooky season.
They then donned "p---- hats" and marched through the streets of Washington, D.C., the day after Donald Trump was sworn in for his first term, ostensibly to protest a vulgar comment the president had made years earlier. Instead, what they presented to the world was a mish-mash of tired leftist talking points: abortion good, Israel bad, and Donald Trump will kill your grandmother while stealing your daughter's birth control pills. Or something like that, it wasn't really clear.
They were big, big angry, too. Here's Madonna wishing death on President Trump:
Madonna admitted that she "thought about blowing up the White House" and was cheered. Let that sink in for a minute. Merica. pic.twitter.com/gaCtTvwiOa
— Cloyd Rivers (@CloydRivers) January 22, 2017
Anger is the primary emotion of the AWFL. She might be mad that she never got the romantic relationship she wanted or the family that she craved deep down inside. You can blame "feminism" for that. Some of them got everything they thought they wanted, and still seethe with an anger of unknown origins. Unknown to them, of course, while the rest of realize they are actually empty vessels desperately trying to fill themselves with sociopathic empathy. A little churching might help with that.
AWFLs have been a blight on America the past several election cycles, and their blindness to reality has led to the elevation of truly kooky voices like AOC, Jasmine Crockett, and Ilhan Omar. They just got Abigail Spanberger and the odious Jay Jones elected here in Virginia, proving there's no behavior too deviant or policy so abhorrent that it's beneath the AWFL.
They may think they're patriots, but they're actually the enemy. And let's face it, they relish the role.
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I'll admit that I might've been blind to the extent of the destruction being wrought by AWFLs. Hey, I live in Northern Virginia, otherwise known as AWFL mecca. They're in the school pickup line with me, on the treadmill next to me at the gym, and shopping for groceries alongside me at Aldi. I'm too used to them.
I hit breaking point today, though, after taking a look at two articles I wrote this morning – both about headline-making AWFLs. One, Aimee Bock, is cooked after being caught stealing taxpayer money in Tim Walz's Minnesota. The other, Cea Weaver, is a Mamdani aide who broke down in tears when confronted with her own hypocrisy.
I've had it. It's time to fight back.
I've been here before. Back in 2008 and buoyed by Sarah Palin's rising star, I helped start a group for conservative women called Smart Girl Politics (SGP). We were very active and successful during the Tea Party years, getting women active in politics of all levels. It's how I came to know RedState rockstars Jen Van Laar, Susie Moore, and Sister Toldjah in real life.
The success of SGP hinged on two things: being unafraid in our activism and unapologetic for our beliefs. We used all available platforms – social media, newsletters, podcasts – and refused to let our voices be crowded out by the shrieks of lefist women.
Well, it's time to get the old gang back together to counter the AWFLs because they're coming bigtime for the midterms. This delightful duo is being touted as the left's 2026 kingmakers.
Jennifer Welch on Riley Gaines: “You’re an insufferable twat. Nobody likes you and no matter what you will always have been the dumb bitch that tied for 5th place. The only place you can get a job is at bottom-feeder Fox News you insufferable twat. Nobody likes you except for the… pic.twitter.com/PkypbraHMg
— Marco Foster (@MarcoFoster_) October 29, 2025
It's time for sane white women to speak up. (I pitched the idea of the Sane White Women podcast to my husband, but he laughed and said there aren't any. We'll discuss the divorce another time).
This is war. They pushed too far, they poked the bear. They've reached a level of influence that far exceeds their intelligence. Modern-day mama grizzlies to need to emerge from hibernation – we don't have a choice, the AWFLs must be stopped before they succeed in their goal of tearing down America.
Who's with me?
