Health

Pennsylvania Secretary of Health Forecasts Mask-Wearing 'Maybe to the End of 2021'

A Very Sociable Distance: Michigan Sees Surge in Gonorrhea

Of Course: America's First Known Murder Hornet Nest Appears, and It's Big as a Basketball

Mommy Dearest: California Mothers With the Milk of Madness, but at Least It's Not Chocolate

Teen Who Went to School When He Wasn't Supposed to Gets Arrested and Charged with a Crime

Canada's Lead Doctor on Intercourse, 2020 Style: Wear a Mask, and No Kissing

From His Mouth to Yours: Joe Biden Says America Needs a Federal Mask Law, Now

Hilarious: Customer Assaults Mild-Mannered Hotel Clerk Over Having His Temperature Taken, Gets Beaten Like a Drum

Man's Penis Falls Off, Doctor Adds One to His Arm

A New Website Promises Pandemic Peace - by Letting You Scream Like an Idiot Across the Countryside

To Fight COVID-19, Female Health Blogger Prescribes a Daily Smoothie of Not Just Berries, but Twigs

Andrew Cuomo Knows What You're Thinking: Let's Frantically Flee to 'Safe' New York

Eden Approaches: Doctor Calls For an End to 'Adam's Apple' Because It's 'Misogynistic'

A Medical School Dissects Its Honor Society Because Grades May Be Racist

Splitting Headache: New York Stabbing Victim Walks Around With a Giant Knife Stuck in His Head (VIDEO)

Why Should We Trust Health Experts Ever Again?

New Study Mandates Masks for Pandemic Pleasure: Couples Should Cover Their Faces During Sex

What an Amazon Delivery Person Did Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity

New Numbers From Psychiatrists Show Just How Damaging the Lockdown Is to People

Miracle of Science: Future Engineered Mosquitoes May Only Give Us Bugs That Don't Suck

Eric Trump's Claim That Coronavirus Will Disappear In November Isn't Wrong

Homestyle: Healthy Living While In Quaratine

Poverty Is a Bigger Health Threat Than COVID-19

Cluelessly Contagious: A Study Reveals 32% of Undiagnosed Folks Contracted the Virus, Many Surprised They Were a Carrier

People Are Not Lambs to Be Slaughtered at the Altar of Economy

Ben Sasse Aims to Save Rural Healthcare In COVID-19 Fight

President Trump Vows to Investigate Disproportionate COVID-19 Deaths Among Black Americans

Penned by the Pandemic, a Man Runs a 26-Mile Birthday Marathon on His Patio

The Moron Olympics: Two Men Are Awarded Terrorist Charges for Licking Items in Walmart and Coughing on a Store Employee

The Surgeon General Delivers a Sobering Message: 'I Want America to Understand - This Week, It's Going to Get Bad'

U.S. Surgeon General: There's Something We Can All Do Right Now to Help Those in Need and Maybe Save Lives

Coronavirus Makes History: In Lieu of a Layover, Passengers Get Treated(?) to the World's Longest Flight

Amid a Spanish Lockdown Over Wuhan, Cops Stop a Street-Strolling Tyrannosaurus Rex (Video)

Super Genius: A Man on Twitter Illustrates How to Still Get Your Exercise Amid CoronaPanic Gym Closures (Video)

Los Angeles Mayor Order Closure of Bars, Restaurants, Gyms, and Other Businesses Amid Coronavirus Outbreak

Two Extra Months to Play Outside and Ride Bikes: Ohio Governor Says School May Be Out for the Rest of the Year

One Crisis, and Now Another? Amid Wuhan Mania, Gun Sales Are Skyrocketing

Future Millionaire? 13-Year-Old Kid Gets Expelled From School for Selling Squirts of Hand Sanitizer

Woohoo For Wuhan: To Assist Italians Stuck at Home, the World's Largest Porn Site Offers Its Premium Service For Free

Don't Mess With the Wuhan: Michael Avenatti's Own Attorney Won't Visit Him - in His Rat-Infested, Urine-Reeking Cell

WATCH: MSNBC Host Nicole Wallace Hopes Coronavirus Tanks Trump’s Presidency

Coronavirus Cases Double in NYC as Gov. Andrew Cuomo Declares a State of Emergency

Here’s Why Political Affiliation Is Influencing How Americans View Coronavirus Outbreak

Determined to Continue Doing Good Things That Are Condemned, the President Donates His Q4 Salary to Fighting the Coronavirus

She Won't Give Up: Threatened by Bernie's Potential Massachusetts Manhandling, Warren Trashes the Competition

In an Effort to Fight the Coronavirus, Trump Bans Travel from Iran and Two Other Nations

Misplaced Potatoes, Good Sports, and Bad Board Games: Are We Doomed?

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Woman Is Dumped by Fiancé for Being 'Too Fat.' She Loses Weight and Becomes Miss Great Britain

Corona Chic, Shower Shenanigans, and a Unibrow: Are We Doomed?

Amelia Hamilton

Hockey Sticks, Broken Feminism, and a Happy Reunion: Are We Doomed?

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