Kamala's Origin Story May Just Be the Funniest Thing You'll Hear Today (and May Have Been Plagiarized From MLK)

Every leftist politician has to have a good propaganda “origin story.”

We’ve heard the ridiculous story that Joe Biden was just so moved by the Charlottesville event and President Donald Trump’s remarks in response to it (the lie he and others propagated about Trump calling Neo-Nazis ‘very fine people’), that he was just so moved to run. What rot. He’d been trying to be president since 1988, for the last 32 years. But he needed to find some kind of story to justify himself apart from the Hillary Clinton-esque, “It’s my turn now” justification.

But now I just read the story that they’re now pitching about his Vice Presidential running mate, Kamala Harris and I knew I had to share because it may be one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

Now let’s face it. Both Harris and Biden are known for embellishment. Biden even had to drop out in 1988 for making up all kinds of lies about his background as well as plagiarizing a speech and plagiarizing in law school.

But this from Harris is definitely special, on a whole other level, as told to Elle Magazine.

holy shit it's real.https://t.co/0HKZlCkFaJ pic.twitter.com/20RMRmWpwK

— tsar becket adams (@BecketAdams) January 4, 2021

Senator Kamala Harris started her life’s work young. She laughs from her gut, the way you would with family, as she remembers being wheeled through an Oakland, California, civil rights march in a stroller with no straps with her parents and her uncle. At some point, she fell from the stroller (few safety regulations existed for children’s equipment back then), and the adults, caught up in the rapture of protest, just kept on marching. By the time they noticed little Kamala was gone and doubled back, she was understandably upset. “My mother tells the story about how I’m fussing,” Harris says, “and she’s like, ‘Baby, what do you want? What do you need?’ And I just looked at her and I said, ‘Fweedom.’”

Oh, my, do you see visions of Martin Luther King and William Wallace all rolled into one precocious little toddler with a lisp! She was obviously so moved by it all. Of course, the parents were so moved by it all, according to Kamala, they completely forgot about her, let her fall out of her stroller and didn’t notice (Raise your hand if you don’t believe that). Nice throwing your parents under the bus in the creation of your ‘perfect story.’

Harris was starting her life’s work by escaping out of her stroller? Really? Gag. Actually, don’t leftists call her the cop and say that her problem was that she was too fond of locking people up? This kind of make-believe nonsense is why she was rejected early on in the primary.

But, there’s more. Harris is, after all, Joe Biden’s running mate. If you thought you heard that story before, you may have. Because as it turns out her ‘story’ sounds an awful lot like someone else’s story, a story told by MLK in fact.

So it turns out Kamala Harris lifted her "Fweedom" story from a 1965 Playboy interview with Martin Luther King, by Alex Haley. Much thanks to @EngelsFreddie for spotting the similarityhttps://t.co/zDONW4Ueqs pic.twitter.com/yQuWZHYEMz

— Q. Anthony (ɔpɛ asem) (@andraydomise) January 4, 2021

Oh, my. Sure looks like she plagiarized, just like Joe Biden. Did he pick her for a common pwagiarism predilection?

For those shocked that Kamala Harris would lift her "fweedom" story from a 1965 Playboy interview Alex Haley did with MLK, I'll remind you that she has a long way to go to match Joe Biden's whoppers. pic.twitter.com/pkfnyavW0x

— Jon Miltimore (@miltimore79) January 5, 2021

I’ve said it a million times, but somehow Donald Trump is 100x more authentic than any of these Democrat politicians.

This one by Kamala really takes the cake, though… https://t.co/KaPJfj9uE6

— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) January 4, 2021

Kamala Harris is the fakest faker to have ever faked. Just a complete and total phony. https://t.co/ycA0leUX8i

— Chris Pandolfo (@ChrisCPandolfo) January 4, 2021

Man this Elle profile of Kamala Harris is just chock full of fake stories. Kamala is the most absurdly inauthentic person I’ve ever seen. It’s kind of amazing. pic.twitter.com/QWuO4zuNGl

— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) January 4, 2021

It might as well say she found her way to the temple and started teaching the pharisees and scholars.

— Jonathon (Jon) M. Seidl (@jonseidl) January 4, 2021