The woman below
(THE WOMAN BELOW)
would like to have
(WOULD LIKE TO HAVE)
a conversation.
(A CONVERSATION.)

So let me explain
(SO LET ME EXPLAIN)
why we won’t.
(WHY WE WON’T.)

You see, the condition
(YOU SEE, THE CONDITION)
of anterograde amnesia
(OF ANTEROGRADE AMNESIA)
suffered by everybody
(SUFFERED BY EVERYBODY)
in OWS
(IN OWS)
is not widespread
(IS NOT WIDESPREAD)
throughout the general
(THROUGHOUT THE GENERAL)
population.
(POPULATION.)
So it is hard
(SO IT IS HARD)
to converse with people
(TO CONVERSE WITH PEOPLE)
who suffer from
(WHO SUFFER FROM)
your medical condition;
(YOUR MEDICAL CONDITION;)
having to repeat
(HAVING TO REPEAT)
everything twice
(EVERYTHING TWICE)
gets old real fast.
(GETS OLD REAL FAST.)

And, truth be told:
(AND, TRUTH BE TOLD:)
the hand palsy thing
(THE HAND PALSY THING)
all y’all also have
(ALL Y’ALL ALSO HAVE)
kind of freaks us out.
(KIND OF FREAKS US OUT.)

Still, we apologize,
(STILL, WE APOLOGIZE,)
for not making the effort
(FOR NOT MAKING THE EFFORT)
to get past your disease:
(TO GET PAST YOUR DISEASE:)
and we hope that you
(AND WE HOPE THAT YOU)
get better soon.
(GET BETTER SOON.)

Via Hot Air Headlines.
(VIA HOT AIR HEADLINES.)

Moe Lane (crosspost)
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