You can’t make this stuff up. Thankfully, as a political pundit, I don’t have to. If there has ever been a more target-rich presidency than that of Mr. “Unity” himself, Joe Biden, I’m unfamiliar with which one it was. Chances are, there hasn’t been one. “Not a joke, Jack” — as Joe is fond of scolding random people.

As the White House announced on Friday, Mr. “Time to Heal” is planning on hosting a “unity summit” to bring together Republicans and Democrats at the White House in an effort to “counter the corrosive effects of hate-fueled violence on our democracy and public safety.” Oh, please.

“Shockingly,” the announcement came after the FBI’s unprecedented raid on a former president, during which agents searched Donald and Melania Trump’s personal residence at Mar-a-Lago.

Why you don’t think Biden — never mind.

Do they really think we’re that stupid? Of course not. But they do know the Democrat base is at least that stupid and will buy their crock of politically-expedient crap prior to the midterms about how Biden “tried” to achieve “unity” by courageously extending an olive branch to the evil Republicans.

This thing could not be a more transparent political maneuver.

As reported by Breitbart, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre stressed that Biden wants both Democrat and Republican public officials to attend, as well as civil rights organizations, faith-based and community leaders, technology, and business leaders, and law enforcement officials. It’s unclear which — if any — Republican lawmakers will be invited to attend or speak.

At the conclusion of the summit, attendees will form a circle, hold hands, and sing Kumbaya. Nah, I’m just messin’ with you. Reality: Anyone wanna toss out an over/under on how many minds will be changed at Joe’s politically-motivated shindig?

The idea of Joe Biden, of all people, holding a “unity” summit couldn’t be more preposterous. Beginning on Day One of his presidency, he killed the Keystone XL Pipeline Project, instantly eliminating thousands of union jobs, and continues his attack against fossil fuels.

Did Biden intend to send a message that there was a “green energy” sheriff in town? Hell yeah, he did.

Killing Keystone was the first of multiple divisive actions taken by a president who is undoubtedly controlled by left-wing puppeteers who have made it clear he must follow instructions, including when to sit and when to stand during public appearances, and for “God’s sake,” when not to answer questions.

As compiled by Breitbart, here’s a partial list of Biden’s divisiveness over the last 19 months

Backing the impeachment: Rather than bringing the nation together after the Capitol riot on January 6, Biden backed the second (and pointless) impeachment of former President Trump, which failed to convict Trump and only reinforced divisions.

Purging the military: The Biden administration launched a political purge of the military, causing parts of the armed forces to “stand down” while searching for supposed extremists — on the right; supporters of “Black Lives Matter” were not vetted.

Endorsing protests against Supreme Court justices: When left-wing activists besieged the homes of conservative Supreme Court justices following the leak of the Dobbs decision, Biden actually encouraged the protests, which are illegal under federal law. When a crazed left-wing activist was arrested for attempting to assassinate Justice Brett Kavanaugh, Biden did not personally condemn the crime; the White House merely issued a statement condemning violence on his behalf.

Remaining silent in the face of left-wing terrorism against religious groups: In the wake of the Dobbs leak, left-wing groups have carried out terror attacks on religious institutions nationwide — and the Biden administration has remained silent.

Accusing Republicans of “Jim Crow” for passing common-sense voting laws: Biden has falsely accused Republicans of trying to bring back segregation — “Jim Crow 2.0” — for passing ballot integrity laws more liberal than those in his own state.

Imposing transgender ideology on states and local communities: The Biden administration has tried to impose a radical transgender ideology, including on school sports, without recognizing any boundary between childhood and adulthood.

Backing the January 6 Commission: Biden has supported the one-sided show trial under way in the House, in which the minority has been excluded from participation, and witnesses are denied constitutional rights even as they are slandered.

Refusing to comment on the FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago: The White House has refused to comment on the raid of Trump’s private residence, even to reassure the public that the Department of Justice is not operating — again — as a political tool.

Forcing through spending bills on party lines: The “Inflation Reduction Act” — which will not reduce inflation — was pushed through the reconciliation process, as was Biden’s 2021 COVID spending bill, which — ironically — fueled inflation.

Toss in purposely abandoning American civilians behind Taliban lines, supporting males beating the hell out of females in women’s sports, and referring to on-demand abortion as an “essential health care service,” and Biden thinks he can unify America? With a staged “unity summit”?

The bottom line:

With a potential House Democrat beatdown in the midterms and possible loss of the Senate Democrat majority, Biden wants to pretend to play nicey-nice with the Republicans and kiss and make up? Again, nonsense; don’t believe it for a minute.

Then again, maybe Joe thinks the Republican Pary is as forgetful as he is? Let’s hope not.

Either way, c’mon, Jack.