America, the Biden family syndicate has a new strategy — or at least it appears so.

As the walls continue to close in on the Bidens, Joe’s sister, Valerie Biden Owens has taken a new tack, clearly designed to have it both ways. Finally, begrudgingly somewhat admitting the family’s shady business deals in China were “wrong” — in a clear effort to lessen the ultimate consequences — while also absurdly insisting Joe’s crackhead son Hunter making millions had nothing to do with “The Big Guy.” Complete nonsense.

During a recent interview with disgruntled former Fox News host Chris Wallace, </winking emoji> (out of whose a** karma continues to take yuuge chunks), Owens was asked about Hunter’s business deals in Ukraine and China.

Of Hunter Biden, the disgruntled former Fox News host observed:

Given his lack of experience in these areas — energy in Ukraine and energy in China — you can understand where people would think, “Gee, they’re doing business with Hunter because they wanted to have some influence on Joe. Would it have been better for him just not to get involved in those deals?”

The obvious question, to which Owens responded:

Hindsight is everything. Look, from 2000, maybe 2018, these same charges, same accusations, same innuendos, nothing has come of it.

So “hindsight is everything,” she said, suggesting it was a bad idea, yet “nothing ever came of it.” Sounds perfectly logical. Not to mention she totally refused to answer the question.

Wallace continued to push:

Do you think he (Hunter) got those jobs on his own in Ukraine and China and it had nothing to do with who his dad was?

And Owens continued being pure Biden:

I think Hunter is — I know Hunter is a very bright young man. (He’s 52 years old.) I know that he’s a Yale Law School graduate … he was on the board for World Hunger, or something close like that. … He was involved in many businesses, so yeah — Hunter is a Biden. (Now we’re getting somewhere: the acorn falls close to the tree.)

You can’t, he can’t run— that’s his name. (Run? Are you kidding? The crackhead son ran to his name like a bug to light, and milked every dollar out of “Biden” he could.)

He’s a smart and capable and honorable young (52-year-old) man. (Who got a stripper pregnant while he was dating his late brother’s widow, just months after brother Beau died.)

Remind you of anyone?

Like brother, like sister.

Of the scandal, Joe continues to make two mutually-exclusive claims: Hunter did not break the law. And Joe has never talked to Hunter about his business dealings. Sorry, Joe, that lie don’t hunt.

And so it goes. The Family Biden is either doing a not-very-good-at-all job of desperately trying to defend what it thinks was perfectly fine — or as has been The Big Guy’s M.O. in nearly 50 years in Washington, lying its head off like there’s no tomorrow.

Except, maybe this time, there will ultimately and finally be no tomorrow.