CODE RED: Pelosi Teaches You Peasants Simple Math

Nancy Math.

Madam Skeletor held up her bony hand and formed what looked like a T. Rex claw, but was supposed to represent a “zero.” Nancy adjusted her face to keep it from sliding off her skull and said: “The dollar amount as the president said, is zero.” Since “zero” is running through the president’s head, maybe that is what she meant, but I learned in first grade is that any number over zero, is greater than zero.

Call me crazy, but 3.5 trillion dollars is more than zero.