Raise your hand if you have NOT been molested by Roy Moore.

Ok. Sure.

“We need to make it clear that there’s a group of non-accusers, that have not accused the judge of any sexual misconduct or anything illegal,” explains one of Moore’s campaign spokespeople on CNN.

I understand there are many a billion people who have NOT been decapitated, bludgeoned or otherwise murdered by OJ Simpson, as well. Who, oh who will stand up for those lucky souls?

Christmas Trees are back on college campuses!

We’re not talking about a “Holiday Tree” either. This University of Alabama young lady is unabashedly pro-Christmas Tree, and she’s not afraid to spread her Christmas cheer far and near.

Kelsey Hall, 20, took to Twitter on Dec. 2 to post a hilarious picture of herself looking miserable awhile wearing a colorful Christmas tree costume. But Hall decided to up the ante a bit and challenge her 300 Twitter followers to share the picture more than a thousand times, and if it reached the mark, she’d make her life a little more miserable by wearing the costume to her classes for the rest of the semester.

Roll Tide!

Ok, you two! Kids can hear you!

So a priest and an atheist walk into Santa’s House – clearly this isn’t going to end well.

It’s been reported by crackerjack journalist Hemant Mehta from The Friendly Atheist (recall guy who offered his soul to the highest e-bay bidder?) that Pastor Grisham of Texas audaciously crashed a children’s meet-and-greet with Santa to inform the young believers and their slack-jawed parents that it is Jesus, not Santa who puts the Christ in Christmas. Not so bad. In fact, facts are facts.

RawStory tells the whole grinchy story!

Not only did Pastor David Grisham, Jr. take to one of the most famous Santa Claus houses in the world to inform visitors that Jesus, not Santa, was “the real reason for the season” — it wasn’t even his first time doing so.

Then, this happened:

“I wanted to tell you kids today too that Santa Claus does not exist,” he continued, addressing a crowd that mostly ignored him.

A bridge too far?

…in 2010 [Pastor Grisham] posted a video of Santa getting shot by a firing squad with his group, Repent Amarillo.

Can Jesus and Santa coexist? How are the two explained in your house? Please comment below.

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