Greetings and salutations from Redstate’s Water Cooler, the site’s only open thread where readers are free to discuss anything and everything.  As usual, Tuesday is dedicated to the culture wars where this writer scours the lower intestines of the Internet to bring you the best the Left has to offer in the bizarre, strange and downright deranged.

Silly Person of the Week

Last week, one tub-of-lard- Michael Moore- emerged with an unhinged Twitter rant against Trump.  This week, his female counterpart- Rosie O’Donnell– emerges and one-ups Moore with this beauty:

unblock me u creepy crispy cretin @therealdonaldtrump.  U cowardly liar- u criminal oaf- u will not get away with this u freaky feeble fraud- the woke are coming- and ur is ass is fried now donald.  Soon ur sexual deviance will be exposed- ur perverted nature laid bare- f— u

Having obviously looked up the definition of “alliteration,” one wonders if Ms. O’Donnell is suffering from the side effects of Ambien?  Or perhaps Rosie is simply Michael Moore with a wig.

An NBA Wardrobe Malfunction

The official hat of the NBA finals features the league logo, the words “NBA Finals” and the logos of either the Golden State Warriors or the Cleveland Cavaliers.  Unfortunately, the team logo is so large that it partially covers the lower part of the “B” in “NBA” making it look like an “R.” You can see the problem.  Is this a stealth endorsement of the NRA? The malfunction did not go unnoticed and triggered some liberals to demand that the hats be recalled. Come on, NBA… get your act together.  What’s next? Changing the name of the Supersonics to the Seattle Smoking AR-15’s?

This Guy is Going Places

Nathan Larson is running for Congress in Virginia’s 10th District as an independent.  In 2008, he tried running in Colorado but was disqualified. He later served 14 months in prison for plotting the assassination of George W. Bush or Barack Obama.  He is an avowed devotee of Adolf Hitler and thinks women should be the property of men. But worst of all, he is an admitted pedophile who thinks age of consent laws should be repealed.  That’s one hell of a campaign platform and one surely designed to send him places… like a prison or a cemetery.

California Freezes Out Oklahoma

Oklahoma recently enacted a law allowing private adoption agencies to refuse adoptions into homes if it would violate that agency’s religious or moral convictions or policies.  Of course, LGBTQ groups call it discriminatory. This prompted the state of California to ban all state funded or sponsored travel to Oklahoma.  What’s that, you say….a travel ban? Seriously- think about it: how many times do California officials travel to Oklahoma?  Better to signal one’s virtue…

If You’re a Stay-at-Home Mom, You Just May Be a White Supremacist

So says a recent article in the New York Times.  The underlying logic is thus: Racists want to have lots of kids.  Therefore, any white woman who wants to have lots of kids must be a white supremacist.  In an article titled “Housewives of White Supremacy,” author Annie Kelly jumps through contorted logical hoops and juvenile line of thinking that it only confirms what most conservatives already know: The New York Times is now a PR firm for the liberal mentally deranged.

Crazy Professor Resigns From the White Race

Rutgers professor James Livinston recently took to social media to complain about white kids in a Harlem burger joint, Harlem Shake.  Said the good professor:

OK, officially, I now hate white people.  I am a white people, for God’s sake, but can we keep them — us — us out of my neighborhood? I just went to Harlem Shake on 124 and Lenox for a Classic burger to go, that would [be] my dinner, and the place is overrun with little Caucasian a**holes who know their parents will approve of anything they do.  Slide around the floor, you little s**thead, sing loudly, you moron. Do what you want, nobody here is gonna restrict your right to be white. I hereby resign from my race. F*** these people. … Yeah, I know, it’s about access to my dinner. F*** you, too.

Harlem shake, in no uncertain terms, told Professor Livingston never to come back to their establishment and take his racism elsewhere.  Speaking on behalf of the white race, we accept your resignation, professor.

Another Week, Another Jim Carrey Rant

Jim Carrey, the former comedian/actor turned “artist,” took to Twitter yet again to introduce his latest attempt at art with these over-the-top words:

We sit by while children are slaughtered by the hundreds in their classrooms, taken from their refugee parents and locked in cages.  We treat them like animals because we are worse than animals: We’re Donald Trump’s Americans.

I would like to say this bearded jackass of a human represents the extreme end of the spectrum, but there are many others out there who share his sentiments.  One supposes he sees the “inherent divinity” in members of MS-13.  One wonders whether Carrey’s daughter went to a public school where children are slaughtered by the hundreds.  But, I digress.

That’s it for this week.  Given the fodder provided by the Left, I’ll be back next week with another installment of culture war craziness.