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A New Video Game Nicknamed 'Dad Simulator' Has People Shrieking With Rage

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You can't stop human instinct. Deny it all you want, we're made how we're made, and we want what we want. 

For many men, we want to protect something precious. That can take many forms, but put a small girl in a man's care and watch him go from a normal man to a lion. 

That's what the latest game from Capcom, called "PRAGMATA," does. 

According to the website, PRAGMATA is a new sci-fi action adventure that appears to take place in the near future. You play as Hugh Williams, a man with a security background on the moon who is separated from his team after a powerful lunar quake. It's here he runs into an android named "Diana," who looks and acts like a 7-year-old girl.  

In a recent scene released by Capcom, you can see the moment Hugh and Diana meet, and they turned the cuteness slider up to maximum. The interaction between Hugh and Diana is reminiscent of a big, gruff fighter meeting an adorable sidekick who is more than they seem. 

Watch the clip for yourself. 

Hilariously, if you look at the comments on X, this scene has activated that primal protective instinct. Diana's adorable child-like behavior has male gamers swearing to protect her at all costs and to burn Capcom to the ground if anything happens to her in the story. They are, of course, joking, but not really. The instinct to protect Diana, this adorable and innocent child, is very real. 

There's a joke that Capcom, a Japanese company, got the memo that birth rates needed to be boosted, and so they gave men a reason to want a child by showing them how adorable they can be. 

Naturally, this has also brought out people who respond with what I can only assume is fatherless takes on the reaction men are having to Diana. Many are calling any man who wants to play this game a pedophile. 

To be clear, the PRAGMATA subreddit was recently shut down for this very reason. The creeps and radicals of Reddit are just that. Creeps and radicals. However, every normal person has had a completely normal reaction to the character. 

What I find interesting is that many are only too willing to conflate that protective fatherhood instinct with something sinister, as if men aren't capable of being anything but predators. However, I think it's moments like this that expose the truth. 

Men are not the monsters that too many mainstream sources make them out to be. The care men have for children is often underplayed and overlooked, and if I'm being honest, I really think we should see more of this kind of thing in the media. Not just because I want to normalize the idea of men protecting children, which shouldn't have been something considered out of the norm in the first place, but because I think these kinds of stories are fantastic. 

You're seeing them pop up from time to time. For instance, "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms" has something very similar, where a hedgeknight and a young boy become a duo that makes for one of the best instances of a mentor teaching a child stories ever. These stories are always so full of hope and fun, and I don't think we get enough of that. 

It kills me that somehow, too many people want to rule it out as something dark and disgusting, but even as I wrote this, there are men in the comments of my own post about it calling for more games just like this. 

But it goes to show that men aren't just natural protectors; they enjoy the prospect of protecting. 

It's funny what brings out the truth about humanity, and this time it's a video game. 

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