State University to Genital Bondage Expert: Please School Our Students on 'Kink'

If you reckon reveling in recommended sexual strangeness is antithetical to obtaining an A-1 education, a West Coast school is at odds with your attitude. In fact, California State University, Northridge (CSUN) has invited squares like you to unravel the ligature on their closed minds and think kink.

On March 6th, the University Student Union (USU) used Instagram to tout its upcoming Kink Workshop: Kink Across Diverse Bodies seminar...

Work out the kinks of safe sex at our Kink Workshop, an educational space for students to embrace community and learn safe sex practices...

Ideas opposing affirmation, get ready to get gagged:

Join us to feel empowered in your sexual choices for all sexual orientations, gender identities, races and body types.

Compared to USU's post, web promotion by event co-sponsor CSUN Pride Center flaunted more flair. Attendees were promised a deep dive into "BDSM terminology/inclusive language, dynamic styles, and kinky tools." The ad's accompanying video exhibited a septum-pierced girl in a muscle shirt dancing a jig. Supplementally, she sported animal ears, a dog collar and fluffy tail. The furry frolicker waved two flags -- of the Leather Pride and Bear Pride sorts.

Pulled from Pink News:

Leather Pride Flag: Leather is a gay subculture heavily associated with kink and the BDSM community, with leather bars typically frequented by "bears" and older gay men.

Bear Pride Flag: In the gay community, a bear is a man who is hairy and/or has facial hair, often with a "cuddly" body. Like leather and twink, the bear subculture has its own flag that is regularly seen at Pride events.

CSUN pupils prone to think they'd like to slink with a twink or link with a mink for some kink were ordered to be at the Pride Center on March 13th. The animalistic extravaganza would take place between 4:00 and 5:30 p.m.

Invited as host: a nonbinary person named "SUR." The BDSM educator's official website, GroundedRopez.com, reveals that "Pro Dom" SUR is wrapped up in rope-play. So if you swoon over being swaddled by strands...if you long to get lassoed...if you're rarin' to be on the wrong side of a rodeo...SUR can help, yes sir.

Apparently, people pay him/her to bind them like kidnapped calves and dangle them like doubled-over dingleberries. Or alternately put:

My rope is like the roots forming underneath the soil that grasp every inch of nutrients. Finding a space of comfort in pressure, friction and twisting into this firm earth.
Before I pull you out of place where you have grown to learn to love yourself in ways you couldn't imagine, fight silent battles, understanding how rest is a must after pushing so long, I want you to know it is up to you to grow and flourish beyond the soil, I am just an observer of your creation.
As you ascend and I pull you up through suspension, there will be pain; but it will be the most liberating pain you have ever felt.
You may cry, laugh, scream, moan, or even be silent. You are free.

The site features photos of individuals in immodest underwear, tied up and raised off the floor. Regarding the roping's quality control: Attention to detail is evident, though a few things have clearly slipped through the cracks.

Those wanting to book a private session with SUR must provide their pronouns and ethnicity.