FILE – This Wednesday, Feb. 7, 2018 file photo show the Charging Bull sculpture by Arturo Di Modica, in New York’s Financial District. The U.S. stock market is poised this week to pass a surprising milestone, rising for the longest, unbroken stretch of time in the history of U.S. stock trading. If stocks don’t drop significantly in the next three days, the bull market that began in March 2009 will have lasted nine years, five months and 13 days. It’s a record that few would have predicted when the stocks finally found their footing after a 50 percent plunge during the financial crisis. (AP Photo/Richard Drew, File)
In times such as these, with a quarantine in place and a potentially deadly virus on the lurk, sometimes you’ve gotta get your wits about you and do what must be done — like stripping naked and straddling a large metal bull in the middle of town.
#Priorities.
One such clear-thinking young lady took care of business Thursday, for — I guess — the benefit of us all.
Despite empty-streeted NYC’s quarantine, an apparently carefree cowgirl moseyed over to the Financial District for a bunch of bull.
And with her: a lady friend with an iPhone ready to capture nekkid greatness.
Wearing nothing but a Stetson and a smile (and some small skin-tone panties) the rebellious rider mounted up.
The in-the-buff bovine-lovin’ babe did her unsanitary best atop the notoriously non-castrated muscular male.
Amid the barebacking, a photographer for the New York Post came upon the sight and snapped some pics.
See the topless turn of events here:
Nude woman ignores coronavirus warnings to straddle 'Charging Bull' https://t.co/cVl5UlvstV pic.twitter.com/LIhYX1luBA
— New York Post (@nypost) March 27, 2020
To be sure, the bull’s not the only animal to be seen while major cities serve as evidence of the Zombie Apocalypse.
Just over a week ago, as metropolitan areas across the planet looked like this…
Manhattan's coronavirus clear-out: Aerial photos show the near-deserted streets of New York City as De Blasio shuts all bars, restaurants, cinemas and theaters pic.twitter.com/XMX3J5oTxi
— Sadat Afsar Ali (@SadatAfsar) March 16, 2020
Has any Los Angeles highway ever been this empty? pic.twitter.com/5Npufjwyjp
— Dan Mace (@Dannmace) March 21, 2020
London is so empty :’( pic.twitter.com/sdLnXTgOTr
— ☆𝔄𝔫𝔫𝔞𝔟𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢☆ (@awkobell) March 20, 2020
…in Spain, a creature was caught roaming the streets in broad daylight:
— E. R.R.E. (@Elire72) March 16, 2020
Maybe our NYC rodeo rebel should try toplessly toppling the T-Rex, too.
In fact, I’d say there’s a chance he won’t mind.
-ALEX
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