As Kenny Bania is famous for saying to Jerry Seinfeld — “That’s Gold Jerry, Gold.”

It’s the old story you’ve heard so many times before — Police Officer on a motorcycle pulls up to two cars blocking a public street to protect protesters.  As the Officer speaks with the occupants of one car, a crowd of protesters moves in around him and begins to interfere with him in the performance of his duties.  The driver of the car takes advantage of the opportunity to drive off.  The Officer disengages from the crowd and gets on his motorcycle to pursue the vehicle.  A “Shield Maiden” jumps in front of the motorcycle to impede his efforts to follow the car.  The Police Officer runs over the Shield Maiden.

Oh well.  Seems like a stupid thing to have done.

A motorcycle cop pulls over two vehicles that were blocking the street to protect the crowd. Protesters swarm him and both vehicles drive off. Two protesters block the motorcycle as it drives off, knocking them both to the ground. pic.twitter.com/eDM83XjZ4G

— Sean Bascom (@baaascom) October 3, 2020

Here’s a second video, just because …

Motorcycle cop tried to pull someone over, took off and dragged a protesters for about 20 ft and then ran her over pic.twitter.com/0u0ONAPcIE

— John #PortlandProtest (@Johnnthelefty) October 3, 2020

One of these days I’ll figure out how to de-couple two videos when they are joined together like this, and I only want to embed one of them.  “But it is not this day”- King Aragorn.

The woman was injured.

Do I feel bad for her?  Not really.  You can’t always fix crazy or stupid.