Features, Bugs, and Illegal Aliens Registered To Vote

Waadaya Mean You Don't Want Bugs?
Waadaya Mean You Don’t Want Bugs?

So let’s say you’re an elected official and the people who put you in office keep demanding you do things you don’t buy into and prevent you from doing all the fun stuff you ran for office to accomplish? It’s a bummer giving the people a say in how things get run. It particularly rankles when you can look at all the degrees and certificates on your “I Love Me” wall and totally demonstrate that you’re the vastly superior and more evolved life form.*

So all you guys on either The Right or The Left that pretty much think that Democracy, or at least this democracy’s current electorate; royally suck, you should be praising Barack Obama’s Executive Amnesty to the hilt. Thanks to this president’s eyes wide shut; legs spread wide immigration policies, you can now fire a recalcitrant electorate that fails to recognize your vast moral and epistemological brilliance! Well, you can’t personally fire them just yet, but you sure can dilute the heck out of them.

President Obama’s temporary deportation amnesty will make it easier for illegal immigrants to improperly register and vote in elections, state elections officials testified to Congress on Thursday, saying that the driver’s licenses and Social Security numbers they will be granted create a major voting loophole.

I love** how people treat this a bug instead of a feature. It is as if getting lots of illegals registered to vote weren’t the entire objective function of unrestrictive immigration policy. I love** how they all can’t believe illegal aliens would do anything, you know, illegal. This is not a mistake. This is not an accident. President Obama is not sitting in the Oval Office saying “whoops!”

When existing USG policy makes it impossible for state elections officials to properly enforce laws against people in the US illegally from voting whenever they want to, you are not experiencing what President Barack Obama would consider a negative externality. This is effective Federal Government operations research. Our political leadership is hitting its objective function on this the way Christian Grey hits his women. Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, [mc_name name=’Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL)’ chamber=’senate’ mcid=’R000595′ ], Jeb Bush, et al do not want to be constrained by what the current legal, citizen electorate would allow them to get away with. We are being replaced the way Bush III would like to rebuild Detroit. Just think of it as an “Act of Love” out of 50 Shades of Grey.

*-Yet another awesome reason to vote for Scott Walker in the GOP Primaries.
**-OK, true confession: I don’t *love* this garbage in the slightest!