If there has ever been a story that sounds like it’s straight from the satire site The Babylon Bee, this is it. David Hogg, a “survivor” of the 2018 mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, who went on to become a gun-control activist and an “expert” on pretty much everything else, has announced the launch of a pillow company to compete with MyPillow, founded by CEO Mike Lindell, an avid supporter of Donald Trump.

Parkland survivor David Hogg taking on MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell https://t.co/oUDY7mJowS pic.twitter.com/HnNsCudbVg

— New York Post (@nypost) February 5, 2021

The 20-year-old Hogg said in a Thursday tweet he’s teaming up with 26-year-old software engineer William LeGate in an effort to create a “progressive pillow company.”

“William LeGate and I are going to prove that progressives can make a better pillow run a better business, and help make the world a better place while doing it.”

“Progressive pillows.” Wanna bet they promise more than they deliver?

.@williamlegate and I are going to prove that progressives can make a better pillow, run a better business and help make the world a better place while doing it.

— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) February 4, 2021

Hogg tweeted about Lindell “commenting on his soon to be progressive competition,” as if Lindell is concerned. Yeah, no. What Lindell did tell Axios was simply: “Good for them. Nothing wrong with competition that does not infringe on someone’s patent.”

“Mike ‘the my pillow [sic] guy’ is commenting on his soon to be progressive competition in the form of a progressive pillow company @williamlegate and I are starting.”

“This pillow fight just got very real,” Hogg tweeted. Catchy.

Mike the “my pillow guy” is commenting on his soon too be progressive competition in the form of a progressive pillow company @williamlegate and I are starting.

This pillow fight just got very real @williamlegate https://t.co/jSNrUit1ZB

— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) February 4, 2021

Among the multiple tweets Hogg fired off was one in which he announced “key parts of the company,” in a shot at both Lindell and Trump.

Key parts of the company

-Union made in America to create good jobs that support American families.

-Have an emphasis on supporting progressive causes

Not attempt a white supremacist overthrow of the United States government

“So you can sleep at night.” With a “sleepy” emoji. Cute.

Key parts of the company

-Union made in America to create good jobs that support American families.
-Have an emphasis on supporting progressive causes
-Not attempt a white supremacist overthrow of the United States government

So you can sleep at night 😌

— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) February 4, 2021

Lindell became somewhat of a mainstay in the news in the aftermath of the election, from reportedly urging Trump to declare martial law, to lawsuit threats from Dominion voting systems, to a crazy interview on Newsmax TV — to MyPillow products discontinued by major retailers. And like Trump, his Twitter account has been permanently suspended.

Oh — I almost forgot. Hogg has already run into a bit of a snag.

I NEED A UNIONIZED PILLOW MANUFACTURER IN THE US

We’re having a hard time finding one

If you know one PLEASE dm

— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) February 5, 2021

No doubt Mr. Know-it-All will get that pesky little problem out the way in no time.

And then? Let the pillow fight begin! For real.

Babylon Bee, you ain’t got nothin’ on real-life craziness.