Wait, Does This Sound Familiar? Biden: You Can 'Keep Your Private Insurance if You Like It'

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On today’s episode “Déjà Vu All Over Again,” our intrepid Democrat vice presidential nominee Joe Biden stares vacantly toward the camera at one of his pretend rallies, and reads (mumbles and slurs) from his trusty teleprompter, with a straight face:

“If you all get out and vote, we’ll not only restore Obamacare, we’ll strengthen and build on it. [Mumbling] keep your private insurance if you like it.”

Barack Obama was unavailable for comment.

During his final trip to the Sunshine State on Thursday, Biden urged Floridians in Tampa to reject four more years of Trump and “all the baggage” that comes with him, as reported by the Tampa Bay Times, saving his most faux-vitriolic mumblings to attack Trump over his handling of the COVID virus — the Democrats’ number-one go-to ploy of the campaign.

Biden said Trump was responsible for 165,000 of the 228,000 deaths related to the virus, down considerably from his late-October charge that Trump was responsible for 200 million COVID deaths — two-thirds of the U.S. population. He must have sharpened his pencil.

“Donald Trump has raised the white flag!”, the oft-confused, almost 78-year-old Democrat declared, before being rushed off the stage by a sudden downpour. “But the American people never give up, never give in!”

Yeah, well, maybe the American people never give up or never give in, but ol’ Joe apparently thinks the American people do forget. Let’s cast our minds back to the Obama presidency when O infamously and repeatedly told what would later be named the 2013 Lie of the Year by Politifact — and roundly ridiculed by Republicans and others:

“If you like your healthcare plan, you can keep your healthcare plan.”

O not only promised millions of Americans they could keep their healthcare plans; he tossed in their doctors and hospitals and stuff to sweeten the lying disingenuous pot.

Let’s go to Joe for comment. [Cue the crickets.]

Same Joe who upon the passage and signing into law of the so-called “Affordable” Care Act infamously whispered into O’s ear at the signing ceremony: “This is a big f***ing deal.”

So, Joe? Is your “new and improved” Obamacare 2.0 a big f***ing deal, too?

As President Trump repeatedly, correctly, and effectively reminded Biden during the final presidential debate, he was “all talk and no action” during the eight years of the Obama-Biden administration. At one point a flustered Biden replied, “I wasn’t the president.”

Which brings us to now.

While more than 60 million Americans have already voted, in just four days millions more Americans will cast what will arguably be the most consequential vote of their lives. The thought of Joe Biden becoming president-elect of the United States should be enough to send shivers down the spine of rational Americans across the fruited plain.

We cannot let that happen.

If you’re of the mind and/or stomach to watch more of Slurrin’ Joe’s speech, here ya go.

If you’re up for more fun Biden news, check out my earlier article titled Trolling in Texas? ‘Biden Bus Tour’ Can’t Escape ‘Trump Train’ of Fired up Trump Supporters!

Or my RedState colleague Bonchie’s Watch: Joe Biden’s Mind Goes Berserk, Says He’s Going to ‘Mobilize Trunalimunumaprzure’ — in which you will see perhaps the most bizarre thing you’ve seen Joe say. Just sayin’.