Look, I get it, okay? The election, transition, and inauguration of Donald Trump is an incredibly stressful time for us all. You need to take the edge off, right? Well, there are/were apparently more than 5,000 free joints available in D.C. today, seemingly thanks to a group called WikiLeaf.

Inauguration Day Freebie: 5,500 free #joints. Pick up a joint at 8:00 am on the west side of Dupont Circle https://t.co/qQqIBD29XD pic.twitter.com/LXtolkluaa

— Wikileaf (@Wiki_Leaf) January 19, 2017

Supplies are limited. Hell, they might already be gone by now.

I wish to make it clear that I am not endorsing the smoking of marijuana as a means of de-stressing or celebrating Donald Trump’s ascendancy to Emperor America. In fact, I’m not really all that much in favor of smoking it in general.

Frankly, I have to wonder why anyone would do any drug right now. I mean, we just elected Donald Trump to the presidency. Surely that’s an argument for less drugs, not more. Why do you need to smoke something when reality has already been altered to an unrecognizable state?

Come on, y’all. Get it together.