New Website To Assist Those Fleeing Donald Trump's America

Does the thought of President Donald Trump fill you with so much terror that you want to flee the nation in horror? Many people have discussed it, but what if you’re single? You’re moving to a strange, new land of opportunity (albeit amid the frozen tundra). What do you do? One website has decided to offer their assistance.

The site, Maple Match, advertises itself as a facilitator “for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency.” Its tagline: “Make dating great again.”

Maple Match CEO Joe Goldman tells Global News that the site has seen “immense traffic” and big signup numbers in recent days. “At this time, we are currently wait listing users and will begin matching as soon as we are able.”

Considering that Canada has been electing socialists into major leadership positions, I’d actually advise conservatives against moving to Canada. However, I do appreciate it when the Internet comes together to solve the biggest issues of the day.

What a time to be alive.