Jill is Joe Biden’s wife and under normal circumstances, First Ladies are irrelevant, but since Dr. Jill is responsible for the man in the White House being…the man in the White House, I feel no compunction to hold back ripping her.

On Monday, she delivered a Joe-worthy scripted gaffe, comparing Latinos to tacos. I didn’t immediately make the connection but then I thought: Jill does have an inside line on IDing people as food items. After all her husband is, a carrot.