CODE RED COMICS: Joe Speak

One would think holding a presser in the afternoon, after his noon-to-2 PM nap, would warm up the synapses still snapping in the president’s melon, and we could get a cogent message from the leader of the free world. Apparently not. Suggesting anyone is MadMaxing the streets of America with automatic weapons with 100-round magazines is demagogic silliness. Even the St. Valentine’s Day gangsters didn’t use a 100-round drum.

President Biden’s word-salad on guns was another adventure in Joe-speak. I think the Whitehouse should consider having an interpreter next to Joe. One fluent in Joespeak and English. While Joe squints at his teleprompter and, inexorably, goes off script, the interpreter can interpret.

“Those who say the blood of patriots, you know, about all that stuff about how we’re gonna have to move against the government, well the tree of liberty is not watered with the blood of patriots, what’s happened is that there are never been – if you wanted to think you need to have weapons to take on the government you need F-15s and maybe some nuclear weapons.” What?

He lost his train of thought twice and had to “circle back.”  Nuke ‘em Joe is the same guy who reasoned January 6th was democracy teetering on the abyss. You’d need nukes to take on the government but also, a dozen criminals and a couple hundred idiots (with the face of it being a dude wearing buffalo horns) nearly brought down the republic.