We’ve all been impressed with Lindsey Graham’s metamorphosis over the last two weeks as he embraced his toxic masculinity. Judging by his smile as he left the Capitol Friday afternoon, finally giving in to his natural (if “toxic) masculine instincts has been rather freeing for the Senator.
We’ve (those of us who follow politics) also all had every last nerve jumped on and every last ounce of patience drained over the last month, and by Saturday we were punchy, to say the least. Fortunately, Peter Cozy was there for us.
Peter Cozy, a self-described “amateur illustrator doing stuff on Twitter,” made good use of the hours before the Kavanaugh vote by putting music to Lindsey’s pimp walk to a waiting Range Rover.
https://twitter.com/PeterCozy/status/1048466034485866496
Then he decided to try it with… a few good songs. I can’t even count how many variations there are, so here are a few of my favorites.
The Bee Gees, “Stayin’ Alive”
The Bee Gees pic.twitter.com/Iu6SGQgjFl
β Peter Cozy πΊπΈ (@PeterCozy) October 6, 2018
Probably the one with the most appropriate lyrics, AC/DC’s “TNT”
ACDC pic.twitter.com/c0gO3rVxGV
β Peter Cozy πΊπΈ (@PeterCozy) October 6, 2018
Aerosmith/Run DMC, “Walk This Way”
Aerosmith / RUN-DMC pic.twitter.com/apy4xgjSlP
β Peter Cozy πΊπΈ (@PeterCozy) October 6, 2018
Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean”
Michael Jackson pic.twitter.com/HZpmd7GV4g
β Peter Cozy πΊπΈ (@PeterCozy) October 6, 2018
Led Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song”
Led Zeppelin pic.twitter.com/BjvjYG3KAP
β Peter Cozy πΊπΈ (@PeterCozy) October 6, 2018
Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust”
Queen pic.twitter.com/ZXSertzDYQ
β Peter Cozy πΊπΈ (@PeterCozy) October 6, 2018
James Brown “Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag”
James Brown pic.twitter.com/rB8thyfFEj
β Peter Cozy πΊπΈ (@PeterCozy) October 6, 2018
“Fortunate Son” from Credence Clearwater Revival
Creedance pic.twitter.com/bvZnhy42xR
β Peter Cozy πΊπΈ (@PeterCozy) October 6, 2018
The Sopranos theme from Alabama 3
Alabama 3 (Sopranos Theme) pic.twitter.com/on7lFdT4u8
β Peter Cozy πΊπΈ (@PeterCozy) October 6, 2018
Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Dogg, “The Next Episode”
Snoop Dog / Dr Dre pic.twitter.com/QsSkaUXejd
β Peter Cozy πΊπΈ (@PeterCozy) October 6, 2018
And my favorite, Taylor Swift’s “Look What You Made Me Do”
Taylor Swift pic.twitter.com/zpVppFXrcl
β Peter Cozy πΊπΈ (@PeterCozy) October 6, 2018
I’m not a big Pepe fan, but I feel like I should buy one of his T-shirts as a gesture of appreciation – and to trigger some leftists.
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