In the “Stories I Hoped I’d Never Have to Write” department, put this one near or at the top of the list.

Progressives keep telling Republicans that we’re prudes and that we’re bigoted fools for objecting to the amount of sexual material our kids are exposed to in schools. Yet, news like this just proves we’re right and there are many inappropriate things being taught, usually without the parents’ knowledge or consent.

For instance, did you ever think your kid was learning about anal sex in the classroom? Well, the subject got extensive attention from one high school teacher at the El Dorado High School in California (of course) and a video of the lesson caused the teacher to be placed on administrative leave by the Placentia-Yorba Linda Unified School District.

Explicit content warning

You decide if this is what you would want your minor kids to be learning in school:

Allegedly, a Southern-California high school teacher gave students explicit instructions on pleasure during anal sex.

Sadly, this isn't surprising…this is expected and typical with Comprehensive Sexuality Education.

Full video and video credit from: https://t.co/DHPtQ5bgeD pic.twitter.com/L0vLBnqX2o

— Kelly S. (@kellyske) May 30, 2023

Here’s what the teacher thought the students needed to be educated about:

You don’t have to go inside the booty hole, you can actually just push on the seam, and that stimulates the prostate gland, as well. And they apparently really like that.

But, yeah, so that’s why for male and male, anal sex is still very pleasurable, because of the fact that it hits the prostate, and there’s a lot of nerve endings in your booty, as well.

Actor, producer, and Vice Chair of Los Angeles County Republican Party Siaka Massaquoi, who wrote an opinion piece for RedState called, “From the Front Lines of the Culture War,” was not impressed:

This is just gross https://t.co/XdVXfBkq74

— Siaka Massaquoi (@_SiakaMassaquoi) June 4, 2023

But the “educator” had more to share and decided to let the kids know where they could their hands on some sex toys:

So, the girls, the G-spot, prostate, they’re the equivalent to each other, but apparently that’s why if you ever see, like, Target has them now. Sex toys.

If you go to Target, seriously, if you go to Target and go where the tampons and pads are, they have — they just look like a little box, but if you open it up, there’s like a Velcro front to the box, you open it up, and then, BAM, sex toy.

CVS has them, too, a lot of them.

So, that’s why when you look at the toys, a lot of them look like this [making a hooked finger gesture].

The teacher seems to be unaware that she’s being recorded. When the footage was put online, however, it quickly went viral. Then the school district got wind of it and said in a statement that they’re investigating:

The Placentia-Yorba Linda Unified School District (PYLUSD) is aware of a video circulating on social media that involves an El Dorado High School (EDHS) employee. The individual involved has been placed on administrative leave pending a thorough investigation; however, due to employee confidentiality, additional details regarding the status of the individual will not be disclosed.

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

I received a statement on behalf of the Placencia-Yorba Linda Unified School District:

“The individual involved has been placed on administrative leave pending a thorough investigation…” pic.twitter.com/1QrYMZWrZF

— Kelly S. (@kellyske) June 4, 2023

Whenever leftists tell you something’s not happening, you can be sure that it actually is. All I know is that when my kids head off to school each day, I never imagined they might be getting taught lessons like these.