WATCH: Dominatrix and Bedecked Bondage Twins Strut Into City Meeting, Demand Public Spanking Dungeon

Does your city have a tax-funded dungeon? If not, there may be something you can do. That’s the recent thinking of a group in Florida that made its demands niftily known.

As reported by Mediaite, on Tuesday, the Fort Lauderdale City Commission held its monthly meeting. There was the regular rigamarole, which included an argument over waste processing. But then something happened that likely left many attendees flush:

A woman dressed head-to-toe in some sort of black patent leather (including gloves and a hood covering most of her face except her painted red lips), stiletto-heeled boots, mirrored sunglasses, and a long blonde braid cascading down her back marched up to the podium. She was followed by two other women in their own head-to-toe leather, mirrored face shields, and boots.

They appeared as a trio from the Sexy Future.

The middle, main member’s mane mimicked a literal ponytail, sprouting from a port in her Catwoman-costume’s crown. Her getup’s shiny vinyl gave the impression she’d been poured from a vat of hot tar. Her silver visor lent a Marvel-character effect; she looked like a lipsticked Venom.

On both sides stood fully-covered corseted commandos wrapped in ribbed bodysuits, each a sort of salacious Stormtrooper to the speaker’s decked-out Darth Vader — if the Empire was comprised of motorcyclist perverts.

Addressing members as “councilpeoples,” the lead lady let them know the rules:

“You may call me ‘Mistress.'”

Before getting down to her business, she addressed an earlier issue. The svelte citizen had no opinion about the economically enormous city contract concerning Waste Management Inc., yet she found it “interesting.” Also evidently of interest: alliteration…

“I am here standing neutral to the motion approving an agreement for the proprietary purchase of…waste processing and disposal.”

However:

“I do…find it interesting that you will spend almost $1 million to hide your secrets down the drain — hiding that condom I know you used to cheat on your spouse with. So I propose that you use a quarter of that mil to support doms and subs in Broward County.”

For those not in the know:

Dom = Dominant or Dominatrix
Sub = Submissive

Her directive, tightly outfitted:

“[B]uild a dungeon, created for us, by us — the taxpayers and voting citizens.”

She reiterated who’s boss:

“In closing, do not let this glamorous look distract you from doing your duty to take my demand.”

Then a kind gesture:

“I look forward to spanking each and every single one of you at the new esteemed dungeon.”

With that, she and her pair of potently-packed companions disappeared into the night.

“You are dismissed.”

Despite the unusual nature of a tax-funded, titillating torture chamber, government spending is well-known for its festive quirks. And whether directly or not, we’ve all surely footed the bill for some elected official’s enjoyment of a sex dungeon.

More publicly, government has recently revealed its willingness to write checks for a number of debatably non-critical investments.

From the Washington Examiner, a few “woke earmarks” of the nation’s $1.85 trillion “omnibus” spending bill:

$1.2 million for “LGBTQIA+ Pride Centers”

$477,000 for the  Equity Institute  in Rhode Island to indoctrinate teachers with “antiracism virtual labs.”

$1 million for  Zora’s House  in Ohio, a “coworking and community space” for “women and gender-expansive people of color.”

$3 million for the  American LGBTQ+ Museum  in New York City.

$3.6 million for a  Michelle Obama Trail  in Georgia.

$750,000 for “LGBT and Gender Non-Conforming housing” in Albany, New York.

$856,000 for an “LGBT Center” in New York.

$750,000 for the “TransLatin@ Coalition” to provide “workforce development programs and supportive services for Transgender and Gender nonconforming and Intersex (TGI) immigrant women in Los Angeles.”

$2 million for the “Great Blacks in Wax” museum in Baltimore.