Grabbing the Virus by the Horns: A Woman Defies Quarantine to Ride NYC's Charging Bull - Topless

(AP Photo/Richard Drew, File)

FILE – This Wednesday, Feb. 7, 2018 file photo show the Charging Bull sculpture by Arturo Di Modica, in New York’s Financial District. The U.S. stock market is poised this week to pass a surprising milestone, rising for the longest, unbroken stretch of time in the history of U.S. stock trading. If stocks don’t drop significantly in the next three days, the bull market that began in March 2009 will have lasted nine years, five months and 13 days. It’s a record that few would have predicted when the stocks finally found their footing after a 50 percent plunge during the financial crisis. (AP Photo/Richard Drew, File)




In times such as these, with a quarantine in place and a potentially deadly virus on the lurk, sometimes you’ve gotta get your wits about you and do what must be done — like stripping naked and straddling a large metal bull in the middle of town.


One such clear-thinking young lady took care of business Thursday, for — I guess — the benefit of us all.

Despite empty-streeted NYC’s quarantine, an apparently carefree cowgirl moseyed over to the Financial District for a bunch of bull.

And with her: a lady friend with an iPhone ready to capture nekkid greatness.

Wearing nothing but a Stetson and a smile (and some small skin-tone panties) the rebellious rider mounted up.

The in-the-buff bovine-lovin’ babe did her unsanitary best atop the notoriously non-castrated muscular male.

Amid the barebacking, a photographer for the New York Post came upon the sight and snapped some pics.

See the topless turn of events here:


To be sure, the bull’s not the only animal to be seen while major cities serve as evidence of the Zombie Apocalypse.

Just over a week ago, as metropolitan areas across the planet looked like this…

…in Spain, a creature was caught roaming the streets in broad daylight:

Maybe our NYC rodeo rebel should try toplessly toppling the T-Rex, too.

In fact, I’d say there’s a chance he won’t mind.



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