Aaaand it’s here: both hilarious and terrifying.
I’m talking about evidence that, perhaps, Greta Thunberg is older than she’s let on.
About 105 years older.
The Church of Sweden seems to think she’s supernatural (here); perhaps they’re right.
For the creepiest thing you’ll see all year, I give you a photo reportedly taken during the Klondike Gold Rush.
According to HuffPost, the image — shot by Eric Hegg in 1898 — is part of the University of Washington’s Special Collections archive.
And featured in the photo is a girl who looks exactly like — not just kind of like — Greta Thunberg.
Three children operating rocker at a gold mine on Dominion Creek, Yukon Territory, ca. 1898 pic.twitter.com/NA1yRrWRSP
— Cool History (@history2cool) November 19, 2019
Here’s a comparison:
So, ‘Greta Thunberg’ is in a photo from 120 years ago, and it’s my new favourite conspiracy. Greta’s a time traveller, from the future, and she’s here to save us. pic.twitter.com/5ObTjPFXvk
— Jack – J.S. Strange (@JackSamStrange) November 18, 2019
Cue the obvious conclusion: Greta is, let us all take a moment to marvel, a time traveler:
Damn… 😳 is that Greta Thunberg on the left??
— Dennis M. Jensen (@DennisMJensen_) November 19, 2019
One of whom appears to be Greta Thunberg!!
Whoa! Time portal warning!!— Shane Withington. (@ripperriver) November 19, 2019
She’s obviously a time traveler who has seen our future, so we really should listen! #climatechangeisreal
— Stacie Curtin (@StacieCurtin) November 21, 2019
Greta Thunberg is totally a time traveller, and here’s why.
https://t.co/14so8i31Iz— Jack – J.S. Strange (@JackSamStrange) November 21, 2019
One user had a different, more spiritual take:
I do not believe in this whole business of time travel, but have come to believe in reincarnation. Christianity does not acknowledge it, but I’ve met people that have gone back to place’s with familiarity. Many of us have identical people to us from way back…unknown as to why.
— De Leon (@MsEmiDL) November 21, 2019
There was also this otherworldly theory:
Greta must be an alien. For humans it is only possible to travel through time by a speed of 130km/h. In a sailboat, by bicycle or while running it is not possible to reach this speed – you have to sit in a Delorean, as everybody knows.
— Don't Follow Me (@DontFol44834617) November 20, 2019
Some were freaked out by the dog:
What kind of animal is that? pic.twitter.com/skC44hWmjy
— Syed Muhammad Fasih (@SyedMFasih) November 20, 2019
It's the dragon from the never ending story. That's how she got there! 😂
— The Bullshit Hunter (@BullshitHunter_) November 21, 2019
Odd looking dog? pic.twitter.com/PqqVhrApcF
— Aida Simental (@AidaSimental) November 21, 2019
I am seeing a dog with human face 🙄😁
— Syed Muhammad Fasih (@SyedMFasih) November 20, 2019
The dog has no face😭
— Stanzebear (@constanzebear) November 20, 2019
One user’s discovered another traveler through time and space. Maybe they go on trips together:
You guys I saw this old picture in a museum in Iowa
Trump is a time traveler, too pic.twitter.com/grUgZTi8ul
— Elizabeth Kuster (@bethmonster) November 21, 2019
Someone believes they’ve cracked the mystery of the photo:
I overlaid two pictures of her and lined up the face. From this simple alignment, which matches perfectly, this black and white photo has been photoshopped. Her face does not match the texture and focus of the rest of the photo. pic.twitter.com/X6qFx1pk0V
— Jonathan Cretsinger (@JCretsinger) November 21, 2019
But there’s skepticism there, too:
Perfectly??
Immediately obvious:
1. the eyebrows don't match
2. the right ear doesn't match
3. her nose is lower in the B&W image
The girl in the B&W image DEFINITELY could not unlock Greta's smartphone using facial recognition.— Larry McNish (@GrumpyOldAstro) November 21, 2019
But how does Greta feel about it all?
It could be a little bit of this:
— Joker ❁ (@OfficeOfLOL) November 19, 2019
How about you? Is this not the most disturbing thing you’ve seen all year?
What do you think, and will you sleep tonight?
You shouldn’t be able to, anyway — as we’ve been informed, we’ve destroyed the planet, and we’re all going to die.
And just in case you’re not terrified, to make sure I deliver on my promise, here ya go:
So he did it again👃🤢#Biden2020 pic.twitter.com/WAYPLlOQW6
— Wojciech Pawelczyk (@Woj_Pawelczyk) November 4, 2019
-ALEX
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