In response to the Fart Heard ‘Round the World, a new video’s been released and it’s a real gasser.
If you’ve found Democratic California Rep. Eric Swalwell’s impeachment offerings boring, here’s something to liven it up for ya.
Courtesy of The Daily Caller, Eric’s time in the spotlight’s been decked out with glorious farts galore.
At the 1:34 mark, you can almost feel the relief yourself.
He’s no doubt a man thankful for Starbucks’s open restroom policy (here).
There’s not a whole lot more to say about the clip, as it’s something you need to experience personally.
But before we get to the video, let’s check out the politican’s interview with Jake Tapper…it might allow you to appreciate TDC’s handiwork a little more. This is what Eric wants to doo do, as President of the United States. Let’s keep pistols, shotguns and long rifles, but get rid of the dangerous stuff:
2020 Democratic presidential candidate @RepSwalwell vows to focus on gun control: “It’s not just the violence that they’ve caused, it’s the fear, the immeasurable fear that our children live in because they’re still on our streets. I want to get rid of that fear.” #CNNSOTU pic.twitter.com/mZfJVHh4Dq
— CNN (@CNN) April 14, 2019
Ladies and gentlemen, I now give you a rousing rendition of the aspiring POOTUS:
-ALEX
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