Have you ever noticed that the Congressional Democrats never treat one of their own members as the guest of honor in a prison shower stall? Eric Swalwell was banging an actual Chinese intelligence operative. He’s on the House Intelligence Committee. Adam Schiff is bug-eating batsh** crazy and routinely lies in hearings and interviews. Dianne Feinstein employed a Chinese agent as her personal driver. On our side, though, we have a feckless, juvenile clique who routinely ignore misconduct by Democrats and go after Republicans with hammer and tongs. The problem is that the same people the oh-so-polite right attacks, like Devin Nunes, for instance, are usually the only people moving the ball forward for us.

Tuesday, Colorado Republican Lauren Boebert took to the floor of the House to excoriate Joe Biden and to put words into the Congressional Record that one never thought one would read.

Here’s her floor speech.

Madam speaker i want to begin this evening by thanking my democrat colleagues for their outstanding work and encouraging millions of Americans to celebrate their second amendment rights by purchasing their first, second, or even 100th firearm.

From the Left’s riots and cities across America to Biden’s threats to strip away our basic constitutional rights. Democrats are single-handedly responsible for the sale of tens of millions of firearms.

Bravo.

Well done and I hear that the interest has begun to pique when it comes to the sale of F-15s now.

I have some questions for these freedom haters. When are you going to call on the chief executive, the basement dweller, to hold his own son accountable for his gun crimes?

Hunter Biden lied on a federal firearms application which is punishable by up to 10 years and a $250,000 fine of which ten percent will not be going to the big guy. Rules for thee but not for my crackhead Parmesan smoking gun criminal son. What about the disposal of Hunter Biden’s gun in a back alley dumpster? And why was the Secret Service involved in locating this firearm? Can you just imagine for half a second if Donald Trump Jr was involved in firearms crimes and his dad ordered the Secret Service to cover it up? That’s just the start of the hypocrisy. Biden will call widely purchased firearms weapons of war but then he’ll tell you that you need an F-15 or a nuke to keep the federal government in check. He will target so-called merchants of death but celebrate the 600 abortion clinics across America.

This regime will encourage riots, defund the police and try to take away American’s right to self-defense. Madam Speaker, the American people are not on board with the Biden regime’s hypocritical gun grabbing. Instead they are buying guns at a record rate. So my colleagues from the other side, they can keep running their mouths and we will keep adding to our arsenals.

Thank you gentlemen. I yield back.

“[C]rackhead Parmesan smoking gun criminal son.” That is now part of the official record of Congressional proceedings. And the great part is that this is not some bullsh** ad hominem attack like whenever President Trump was accused by Democrats, and some Republicans, of violating the Emoluments Clause or killing widows and orphans, or cavorting with the Russians.

Boebert is nothing if not colorful.

Boebert first made a name for herself as the proprietor of a restaurant in her hometown of Rifle, in northwest Colorado, where the waitresses carried sidearms openly. Two years ago, she raised her profile even more by driving for about three hours across the Rockies to eastern Colorado just to confront then-presidential candidate Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke to simply tell him “Hell, no, you’re not taking our guns.”

Boebert is widely disliked on the left and the panty-waist right. She’s accused of pushing conspiracy theories (remember when Twitter and Facebook would ban you for pushing a conspiracy theory for saying the Wuhan virus came out of a Chinese lab, I was branded one when I pointed out there was zero evidence that face diapers did anything but usher in social control by the mask nazis), and on and on. Her main sin is that she’s a Republican woman who won’t suck up to the media and the left for whatever scraps they’ll allocate to her from the feminist table.

I’m through with calling out Republicans and with those who engage in that sorry practice. I’ll worry about perfection on our side when there are zero Democrats left in the House and Senate. Nothing Boebert or Marjorie Taylor Greene or Madison Cawthorne say is ever going to make me attack them so long as Schiff and Swalwell and Omar and Tlaib and on and on are in the Congress and not being called to task by the Democrats or the media.

We need more people like Lauren Boebert and a lot fewer of the gray, soulless, time servers who seem to dominate the GOP Caucus.