More Rumors Surfacing of Al Franken Sexually Mauling Women

Just minutes ago, visual evidence surfaced of Senator Al Franken groping and kissing KABC journalist Leeann Tweeden. Franken says he was just trying to make a joke that needed boob-squeezing as its punchline and he’s very sorry. Her story indicates this is really not the case.

That story had barely reached Twitter half-life and more rumors surfaced of other allegations that may be coming Franken’s way:

I’m sure, at this moment, Mitch McConnell and John McCain are demanding that Franken resign from the Senate or be expelled. (That was a joke. And no boobs were touched in the process.)