Donald Trump Delegate Uses GoFundMe For Trip To Cleveland And SpellCheck

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It has come to this, folks.

An alternate delegate for Donald Trump is shaking the tin can so he can go to Cleveland to support the winningest winning winner in the history of winning: Donald Trump.

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Yep. I would love for Trump and all his followers to remove themselves to Anerica and make it like it was when they were kids.

This is the pitch:

Please donate what you can, my social security income can’t handle this and I believe I can be an outstanding Trump delegate. I intend to provide my donors a full post-Convention accounting with any surplus going back to my local GOP Party to benefit local and county candidates. I will also tweet and do FB posts on the experience to allow you to be there vicariously through me.

I’m not sure I want to experience anything, real or vicarious, via this guy.

But this is the top-shelf, high performing operation that is going to deliver the nomination to Trump.