Subject For Random Mockery: #HillaryMen

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I am not making this up. Hillarymen.com is an actual website that is neither parody nor deliberately ironic. It functions more like a support group for self-hating emasculated sorta-males who are acting out their vagina-envy by worshiping Hillary:

#HillaryMen are fathers, brothers, husbands and sons working to elect Hillary Clinton as America’s first woman president.

Peter Daou and Tom Watson founded #HillaryMen to provide actionable analysis of the 2016 campaign focusing on the gender barrier in U.S. politics. Peter is a former senior digital adviser to Hillary Clinton and the Clinton Global Initiative. He is a veteran of two presidential campaigns (Kerry ’04 and Clinton ’08). Tom is an author and Columbia University lecturer who advises companies and non-profits on social activism.

Both of these guys, Daou and Watson, are some of the least like specimens for “men” that you would find. Daou brags about being a teenager in Beirut and that he was trained by the Falangist militia. Not sure what that means but he thinks it destroys and slurs upon his feeble simulacrum of manhood and maleness. It doesn’t. It makes him look like a douche which he was already doing really well before beclowning himself.

I’ve sat on this story for weeks now, trying to think of something witty to say about it, but words fail me. Hillary. Men. What would they look like? Would they spend their free time at needlepoint? Or in self-hatred? If I’d tried to write parody, it would look like this Yahoo! News puff piece. Anyway, if you are on twitter, be sure to drop by #Hillarymen and say hi. They could use the attention.