Update: Don’t sweat finding images. A good essay is more than sufficient.

As most of you know the RedState Gathering is underway. As my wife would not turn over the credit cards to me I’m still at home but most of the contributors are at The Gathering.

This presents the ambitious among you with an opportunity. The front page needs stories for the next three days. Post your best work, put FRONT PAGE in caps before the title (example FRONT PAGE Harry Reid Is A Pederast NTTAWWT), and if it is good enough I’ll promote you to the front page. My general screening criteria can be found here.