This morning, Slow Joe Biden was being “virtually” interviewed, by a WISN (in Wisconsin) reporter when he got served a question about the ongoing Hunter Biden saga, in which Joe himself has been implicated.

Reporter: “Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson put out a statement on Homeland Security letterhead saying Hunter Biden, together with other Biden family members, profited off the Biden name.  Is there any legitimacy to Senator Johnson’s claims?”

Good Start.  Let’s see what Joe had to say for himself:

Joe Biden: “None whatsoever! This the same garbage Rudy Giuliani, Trump’s henchman… It’s a last ditch effort in this desperate campaign to smear me and my family.  Even the man who served on that committee, a former nominee for the Republican Party, said there’s no basis to this. And.. you know… and the vast majority of the intelligence people have come out and said, there’s no basis at all. Ron should be ashamed of himself.”

.@JoeBiden says Sen. @RonJohnsonWI “should be ashamed of himself” for suggesting Biden family “profited off” the family name.

“The vast majority of the intelligence people have come out and said there’s no basis at all." pic.twitter.com/vtKue8chqm

— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) October 21, 2020

First, let’s cover a few things here. Mitt Romney (the only man who meets the description) never said there’s no basis to it.  He said he didn’t think it was the Senate’s role to investigate it and that doing so is political.  Not that there was no basis to the claims. Lie number one, about the same guy Biden, has forgotten the name of no-fewer-than 3 times over the course of the last week. (You know…the Mormon!)  As for the “intelligence people,” there were a few former intelligence officials that came out and said that this was a “Russian Disinformation Campaign” however, none of those people had access to any of the data available on Hunter Biden’s laptop nor did they have access to any intelligence records suggesting so.  In fact, those that have, including the FBI and the DNI, have both confirmed the story’s authenticity. Lie Number 2.

But what hurts Basement Biden the most?  The fact that not only has this story been confirmed by those investigating the laptop, but it has been accepted as fact by many in the past.  Let’s go to the tape:

Ian Bremmer: “Biden does have a problem here by the way, I have to say.  Fifty-Thousand Dollars a month for Hunter Biden, clearly to be selling influence because otherwise no one would ever pay him that kind of money for a company that frankly was pretty corrupt and has been before and has been since under investigation.”

CNN Interviewer: “And Is that Joe Biden’s fault or problem?”

Bremmer: “No, but it is hard to imagine that Joe Biden wasn’t aware of it. And I think… I expect, that President Obama, if had he known about the reality of this situation would have probably told Biden, ‘get rid of this.’  Like, we shouldn’t have your son working in this situation. That would have cost him something and I fear that maybe if Biden wasn’t aware, but Biden should have been aware that it would cause an issue for him.”

This is a much-watch interview.

A corrupt Ukranian company paid Hunter Biden $50,000 a month, “clearly to be selling influence” to his father’s administration.

That’s the real scandal – and the American people deserve answers!pic.twitter.com/mA2yFSLHCY

— Ronna McDaniel (@GOPChairwoman) September 24, 2019

Strike one.  But it doesn’t stop there:

John King:  “Hunter Biden worked for a natural gas company in Ukraine, which is totally fair game. Did the vice president’s son use his dad’s influence to make money somewhere in the world? That’s is totally fair game.”

John King: "Hunter Biden worked for a natural gas company in Ukraine, which is totally fair game. Did the vice president’s son use his dad’s influence to make money somewhere in the world? That's is totally fair game."

Yes. Yes he did. And his Dad helped.pic.twitter.com/4gJhvnDQz2

— CHIZ 🇺🇸 (@CHIZMAGA) September 21, 2019

Strike Two.  And the pitches keep on coming:

Amy Robach: In the list you gave me of the reasons why you’re on that board, you did not list that you are the son of the Vice President.

Hunter Biden: Of course, yeah, no.

Robach: What role do you think that played?

Biden:  I think that it isn’t possible for me to be on any of the boards that I just mentioned without saying I’m the son of the Vice President of the United States.

Robach:  You were paid fifty-thousand dollars a month for your position?

Biden: Look, I’m a private citizen.  One thing I don’t have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or did or didn’t but it’s all been reported.

Robach:  If your last name wasn’t Biden, do you think you would have been asked to be on the board of Burisma?

Biden: I don’t know, I don’t know… Probably not. I don’t think there is a lot of things that would have happened in my life that if my last name wasn’t Biden.

Hunter Biden: “It is impossible for me to be on any of the boards that I just mentioned without saying that I’m the son of the vice president of the United States.” pic.twitter.com/25Aa0dmzTM

— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) October 21, 2020

Strike Three, you’re out Joe.

At this point, there are only two options.  Either Joe is so senile he can’t remember any of this occurring, or he is so dishonest he will do anything to ignore it and cover it up.  The man can’t utter a single honest statement when it comes to this case.  First, it’s that it is all false.  Then it is that it is a Russian Disinformation Campaign.  Then it is that it has been disproven.  Then it is that a bunch of people said stuff about the case they didn’t say about it.  In either case (whether it is dishonesty or dementia), it proves that Joe Biden is so utterly disqualified from being President that anyone that willingly votes for him now, cosigns his crimes.

Not only does Hunter himself admit he was selling influence with his father, pictures exist proving Joe’s denials of knowledge of it as false, and people have been discussing the fact that Hunter Biden had zero qualifications to justify the compensation he was receiving aside from the fact that he won the Joe Biden genetic lottery 50 years ago.

If that doesn’t say insane levels of corruption, I don’t know what does.