Anyone who has been paying attention to this election cycle for even a short period of time should have noticed by now that Ted Cruz possesses the unique gift of being able to decisively destroy opponents using only his words.  Apparently, a young boy in La Porte, Indiana has not been paying close enough attention and thought he could get the best of Ted Cruz.  Well, now he knows.

Cruz: And when we do that—-(interrupted by a heckler yelling)

Cruz: Alright apparently there’s a young man who’s having some problems.

Heckler: YOU SUCK.

Cruz: Thank you, son.  You know I appreciate you sharing your views. You know, one of the things that hopefully someone has told you is that children should actually speak with respect.  (APPLAUSE) Imagine what a different world it would if someone had told Donald Trump that years ago.  (APPLAUSE) You know, in my household when a child behaves that way, they get a spanking. (APPLAUSE)

Kid didn’t even see it coming.  Seriously though, where are his parents?