Michael Moore’s Peculiar Definition of Coward

A movie entitled American Sniper has greatly disturbed some swaths of the Progressive Hive Mind. So Michael Moore, the American hero, is here to teach the rest of us morons all about snipers. There are the bad ones. …

My uncle killed by sniper in WW2. We were taught snipers were cowards. Will shoot u in the back. Snipers aren’t heroes. And invaders r worse
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) January 18, 2015

And then there are the good ones….

But if you’re on the roof of your home defending it from invaders who’ve come 7K miles, you are not a sniper, u are brave, u are a neighbor.
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) January 19, 2015

And now that Michael has been accurately and publically defamed as the overfed duodenal parasite that he truly is, he is indulging in a laughable fit of passive-aggressive rabbitology.

Hmm. I never tweeted 1word bout AmericanSniper/ChrisKyle. I said my uncle killed by sniper in WWII; only cowards would do that 2 him, others
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) January 19, 2015

So ppl want me 2tweet something bout American Sniper? Great acting! Powerful message. Sad ending. There. My FB post: https://t.co/By4leT6b67
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) January 19, 2015

This is all a reaction to the fact that the movie “American Sniper” breaks the rules of the Post-modern American War Movie. It makes the American Soldier look decent. Then it goes even further into heresy against the prevailing narrative pimped by Michael Moore: it makes you sad when the protagonist, a Navy Seal named Chris Kyle appears sensitive and complex. This totally violates the idea of acceptable narrative amongst the New Republic/New Left

Then, adding insult to injury, The American Sniper has hit Box Office paydirt. This angers and frightens Michael Moore and all those like them. It is almost as if they were cowards! Maybe that’s why they take pot-shots and then run and hide when exposed.

Michael Moore is the perfect metaphor for the intellectual left in America. He produces nothing useful, he lives off of others, and he detests the very people who provide him his sustenance. When confronted with his own personal awfulness, the intellectual claims he didn’t really mean to say what he truly meant. It’s as if sniping without any civilized rules of engagement is his preferred method of warfare.