I’ll show more fairness to Dr. Salamishah Tillah than she seems to show to an entire demographic of the US population. She teaches English at The University of Pennslyvania. She does not teach logic. This is fortunate, as we peruse a logical syllogism she offered us while recently and malevolently speaking the English Language. According to Dr. Tillah, we are able to make the following epistemological claim.

(Pro-Life) ^ (Caucasian) ^ (Male) →(White Supremacist).

According to Dr. Tillah, these gibbering White Supremacists consider the womb of the Caucasian persuasion a valuable logistical asset in the interminable race war that is Post-modern America. This is because we all know that a ban on abortions after 20 weeks of pregnancy would only prevent white abortuaries from running at the efficient economic scale of a Chevron refinery. You see, abortion clinics cater overwhelmingly to wealthy, white customers…Oh, Wait!

The New York State Department of Health reports that in 2008, almost 50,000 out of 118,000 abortions were performed on African-America unborn children. 54,000 out of the 118,000 pre-birth assassinations were directed at White unborn children. Assuming that New York State more or less “looks like America”, and that American demographics didn’t undergo watershed transformation in 2008, there is an obvious disparity between population proportion and numbers of abortions taking place in America today. 42.3% of New York State’s abortions involved a racial cohort representing 12.4% of the population. Less than ½ of the abortion procedures (46%) involved white children.

With the statistical disparity outlined above, I can only conclude that Stormfront and Planned Parenthood should co-fund another Pearl Jam Pro-Abortion Rock Festival. Contra Dr. Tillah, abortion is the gravest threat to young African Americans today not marketed by either a Central American drug cartel or Smith and Wesson. White children continue to be aborted at rates that are slightly below their proportion of the American population.

Having married a naturalized citizen who was born in a suburb of Seoul, South Korea, I’m afraid I was either too drunk or colorblind to properly do my reproductive part for iniquitous pallor in the race war. My strong revulsion towards late term abortions of the sort that took place in Kermit Gosnell’s infamous chop shop / torture chamber isn’t intended to make America a nation that looks more like Dzhokhar Tsarneav or John Wayne Gacy. Dr. Tillah, paid to dispense knowledge by The University of Pennsylvania, is about as backwards and ignorant about race as the people who harassed Atticus Finch in To Kill A Mockingbird. Perhaps that athletic association of highbrow universities famous for profound philosophical excellence should change its name to The Kudzu League.