The smartest, most literate, most influential minds of America have something mordant and deeply wrong infecting the core of their souls. No publication epitomizes this sarcoma more completely than Salon Magazine. Salon Magazine’s commentary following the Boston Marathon Terror Bombing provides further evidence that America’s most well-educated and carefully trained minds are in the midst of the iniquitous process of turning our nation into just the sort of evil we used to stand up and fight.

Just as every INGSOC needs a Goldstein; every Progressive needs a good Boogeyman to make the proletariat perform another idiot dance. Salon Magazine wants a good, stereotypical, White Male. They would even prefer a Bible-believing Christian if available. They hope the Boston Marathon bomber is a !WHITE! American. Like all good Progressives, they have another racial quota to fill. Bigotry worthy of Reverend Al Sharpton follows below.

“White privilege is knowing that even if the bomber turns out to be white, no one will call for your group to be profiled as terrorists as a result, subjected to special screening or threatened with deportation,” writes author Tim Wise. “White privilege is knowing that if this bomber turns out to be white, the United States government will not bomb whatever corn field or mountain town or stale suburb from which said bomber came, just to ensure that others like him or her don’t get any ideas. And if he turns out to be a member of the Irish Republican Army we won’t bomb Dublin. And if he’s an Italian-American Catholic we won’t bomb the Vatican.”

It comes as no shock that David Sirota would have penned the article. He seems to have a history of imagining a burning cross and a Klan Rally every time he walks past a rack of white linens for sale at Macy’s. In a previous article Time to Profile White Men?* Sirota offered us up the following perverted version of Affirmative Action. If only we could smash White Privilege and lock them up in internment camps the way Japanese Americans were during WWII. Hey, let’s send a few White Gun-Owners to Gitmo for four years. That would make Amerika really fair!

Now Sirota claims he only says these things because White People get treated differently when White Sickoes perpetrate an act of terror. I’m sure he called up Richard Jewell and confirmed this thesis before he even sat down to type out his article. Oh, wait…And furthermore, the media has been so pro-white on this issue that you’d never discover that Eric Robert Rudolph was of the Caucasian Persuasion and a member of The Christian Identity Movement.

And right after Major Hassan unleashed Jihad on his fellow soldiers in the US Army at Fort Hood, I remember how the USAF took extra B-52s out of mothballs to napalm the Holy Kaaba. And then they sent Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children to pee on the resulting bonfire so that Walt Disney could open a Holy Kaaba family theme park, and..Oh wait.

That was just in David Sirota’s peyote-pickled imagination. Do you want to know how aggressively Muslims have been targeted after the Ft. Hood Shooting? They won’t even give the soldiers Major Hasan wounded Purple Hearts. It would bias the jury or something.

So no, Salon Magazine and David Sirota are not rooting for the cowardly and despicable Boston Marathon Bomber to be a !WHITE MALE! out of any praiseworthy and commendable desire to avoid xenophobia from the famously bellicose Obama White House. Sirota wants this killer to be white, male, southern, conservative and Christian. Otherwise, in his warped, twisted and despicable mind, that poor, dear 8-year-old boy that got blown up at the finish line would have died in vain.

*-I’m amazed his use of a question mark at the end of the title rather than a period made it past the layers and layers of fact-checkers.